Greenhaven Broadcast - Chapter One: Olvan and his Channel

Olvan: *clears throat* Hello! Welcome to our new broadcast, Greenhaven Broadcast! Today I will be screaming for you.

Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Meilin: *rolls eyes* Way to go, Rollan.

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Conor: So I am confusion. Why is this one R-kansas and not Kansas. But if this is Kansas... where's Arkansas? Explain Kansas, people! EXPLAIN R-KANSAS! *hitting Amayan map violently*

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Maya: *holds up Tini* Hi! This is my fire salamander, Tini. Say hi! Hello! How do you do?

Tini: *catches on fire*

Maya: *slightly disappointed* Oh.

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Zerif: Behold... the SECRET OF LIFE! *holds up a mirror*

Abeke: *unimpressed* And why is a mirror the secret of life?

Zerif: Because... you can see yourself in it!

Abeke: *still unimpressed* And yet you still can't see that you don't have a brain....

Zerif: *with a note of an annoyed fourth grader* Surrrrrrrrreee -

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Meilin: Hi, I'm Meilin. *bad hair flip*

Rollan: Cool! :3

Meilin: *annoyed* No, Rollan. It's not. Go away.

*back to broadcast*

Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Olvan: *takes deep breath*

Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Dawson: Once upon a time there was a great Earl...

Devin: *perplexed* Go on please. :3

Dawson: He was widely respected over Trunswick and....

Devin: Keep going. :3

Dawson: Had lots of pride in his oldest son, who turned out to be....

Devin: Go on. :3

Dawson: ....a failure and a walking disappointment and his younger brother outlived him.

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Rollan: Let's play a game!

Meilin: *suspicious* What game?

Rollan: Just a fun game. Like... Rock Paper Scissors?

Meilin: *smiles evilly* Scissors.

Rollan: Huh?

Lenori: *in the garden* Where did my gardening shears go?

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Meilin: Hi. :3

Everyone: *terrified*

Something, something, something.... WIZARD OF OZ???

*back to broadcast*

Olvan: Welcome back to me screaming.

Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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*trying to make something in the kitchen*

Abeke: Where's the cook book? Where is it?

Rollan: *already distracted* You mean the cool book? Or look book?

Meilin: *rolls eyes* Lame.

Rollan: *messes everything up somehow* 0_0

Meilin: *rolls eyes* Way to go, Rollan.

Conor: Hey, guys, I forgot how to open a container. 

Meilin: What container?

Conor: ... all containers.

Abeke: *still trying to find cook book* Ask Devin then.

Conor: Where is he?

Devin: *eating stolen cookies in the dishwasher* Shh... are they looking for me? Shhhh.... tell them I'm in the bathroom...

Conor: FOUND HIM

Meilin: DEVIN WHAT ON ERDAS

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Shane: Oh! I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a snack. Sorry.

Abeke: Go back to sleep! And starve! *runs out of room sobbing*

Shane: .... :(

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Meilin: Welcome to philosophy class, where you will learn the values and mysteries of life.

Rollan: *raises hand* I have a question. Is water wet?

Meilin: *ignores him* Now, the first thing we will learn is how to relax your mind to explore -

Rollan: *raises hand* Is the donkey a relative of the monkey?

Meilin: *ignores him* Does anyone know the way to figure out what you're meant to be?

Rollan: *raises hand* Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Meilin: GO AWAY!!!!

*back to broadcast*

Olvan: *turning a little purple* AAAAAAAAAA-

Olvan: AAAA - AAAAA - haaaaa - aaaaaa.....

Olvan: *faints*

Rollan: *sneaks onto screen* Mwahaha... *rubs hands together evilly*

Rollan: *making fun of Olvan* Today I'll be screaming for you. AAAAAAAAAAAA -

Conor: *off screen* Umm.... what are you doing?

Abeke: *off screen* Come back here, you idiot!

Rollan: *ignores because he's having the time of his life* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Abeke: *off screen* What are we going to do about that stonehead?

Conor: *off screen* Oh, here comes Meilin.

Rollan: AAAAAAA - huh? Who?

Meilin: WUOSYHDHJAJDNFBKMWBAHAJJDJ!!

Rollan: *truly screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*goes black for a second*

*turns back on*

Conor: Um... that concludes today's broadcast. I think.

*distant screaming*

Conor: Oh, shoot.

Maya: *pokes her head in* Oh! Hello! Any idea why Meilin is chasing after Rollan with Lenori's gardening shears, screaming something in Zhongese?

Conor: . ...no.

Abeke: *from behind camera* NO URAZA, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT -

*end of broadcast* 

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