*screen clicks on*

Meilin: Hi. Unfortunately, we're going to be unable to give you our host Olvan today, because Uraza accidentally ate the coffee bean supply, and as you know, Olvan cannot survive without his coffee.

Olvan: *off screen distant* NUUUUUUU -

Abeke: *off screen distant* AAAAAAAAAA -

Rollan: *off screen distant* DON'T LET HIM IN THE WEAPON ROOM! NO! NO!

Meilin: *staring at the off screen scene* :(

Conor: *rushes on screen* MEILIN YOU HAVE TO STOP OLVAN BEFORE HE THROWS SOMEONE OFF SUNSET TOWER!!!! *pushes her off screen*

*distant screaming*

Conor: ...... can you do an ad break now? Thanks.

*ad break*

Zerif: Hi! I'm here to talk to you about spirit animals. They're great, aren't they? They come in all shapes and sizes, and they'll defend you, and they have exacerbating intelligence. Don't you agree, Devin?

Devin: ... What does exacerbating mean?

Zerif: .... I don't know.

*ad break*

Zerif: Hi! I'm here to talk to you about spirit animals. Aren't they such exacerbating creatures, Devin?

Devin: ... What does exacerbating mean again?

Zerif: .... I don't know.

*ad break*

Devin: Hi! I'm here to talk to you about spirit animals. They are very good things.

Zerif: Nice and simple. Keep going.

Devin: Aren't they such good things?

Zerif: Of course Devin.

Devin: And that concludes my speech about very good spirit animals.

Zerif: :( You're supposed to advertise Bile, remember?

*ad break*

Devin: Hi. Get Bile. It's evil and disgusting and the moralistic people despise it, but it gives you good things.

Zerif: :(

Meilin: *appears and rolls eyes* Way to go, Devin.

Devin: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???

Meilin: *disappears*

Zerif: SHE'S FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION AAAAAAAAAAA -

Meilin: *appears again* Don't be racist, Zerif.

Zerif: That's not what I meant -

Meilin: How exacerbating. *rolls eyes* Way to go, Zerif.

*thug life Meilin*

*back to broadcast*

Conor: *sitting with his head in his hands* I think we should start preparing a funeral...

*distant screaming*

Conor: Oh, shoot.

Rollan: *comes flying onto screen and collapses dramatically*

Conor: ROLLAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Rollan: *face way too close to the screen* Everything.

*more distant screaming*

Conor: What is that in Meilin's hand?

Rollan: I think it's Olvan's shoe. I hope it's Olvan's shoe.

Conor: No, I don't think so....

Rollan: Can we call that funeral home guy now?

Conor: For who's funeral? Olvan or Meilin or Abeke or Uraza?

Rollan: Everyone in Greenhaven.

*ad break*

Shane: Welcome to Geico.

Drina: NU!

*ad break*

Rollan: Welcome to Chili's.

Abeke: No one wants you here.

Rollan: Fine. Welcome to Chick-Fil-A.

Conor: Really?

Abeke: NO. Still no one.

Rollan: Welcome to Kroger.

Meilin: *slaps him*

*ad break*

Shane: Does anyone want to trade?

Shane: I'll give you a scrunchie if you protect me from my sister.

Shane: But you might want some insurance first.

*ad break*

Gerathon: Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Reptile King? If so, please visit ConquerorsUnite.html for a Zoom admission to our next meeting.

*ad break*

Arax: Hi! Do you have a moment to build a wall over this huge chasm so I won't fall into it again? If so, do it or else I'll throw you in there. Bye.

*ad break*

Lenori: Hi! Do you have a moment to talk with me about wearing masks to prevent the Wyrm parasite from spreading? I'll give you some cloth ones for free if you stop by Greenhaven. Um, no guarantee though, because it's a parasite and not airborne...

*ad break*

Conor: Hi, do you have a moment to freaking EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT R-KANSAS IS BECAUSE ABEKE THINKS I'M JOKING AND ROLLAN THINKS I'M STUPID AND MEILIN JUST THREATENED TO KICK ME OFF A CLIFF FOR TELLUN'S SAKE -

*ad break*

Abeke: Hi, do you have a moment to please go and buy some coffee beans for us and deliver them to Greenhaven ASAYCBOWTMS? Standing for As Soon As You Can Because Olvan Wants To Murder Someone?

*back to broadcast*

No one: ....

Everyone: ....

*distant screaming*

Olvan: *off-screen distant* WHERE IS MY COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Abeke: *off-screen distant* URAZA DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT IT SHE'S SORRY -

Conor: *off screen distant* ABEKE RUN!!!!!

Meilin: *off screen distant* Who's running the broadcast????

Rollan: *pokes his head in the screen* Mwahaha. Now's my chance.

Rollan: Hello. Today, the host of this channel has switched to me. I'm going to tell you how to annoy Meilin.

Rollan: The simplest and first way to do it is to be me.

*ad break*

*random video of Meilin dancing really good to kpop music*

Meilin: *being awesome*

Rollan: *falls in love once more*

*shipping it*

*ad break*

Shane: *desperate* Does literally anyone have a moment to talk about helping me survive in the same universe as my sister?

Drina: *appears* I'll help.

Shane: Oh, thank you - AAAAAAAA -

*ad break*

Tarik: *tired* I'm here to give you some advice about adoptive parenting. Make sure that you know what you're getting yourself into before you actually do it. You could make the wrong choices. For example, I should have left you on that street corner I found you.

Rollan: BuT yOu DidN't.

*ad break*

*another random video of Meilin playing the erhu*

Meilin: *being awesome*

Rollan: *falls in love once more*

*shipping it as always*

*ad break*

*another random video of Meilin brewing tea in a pretty glass pot*

Meilin: *being awesome*

Rollan: *falls in love once more*

*shipping it as always*

*ad break*

Conor: Hi, I just wanted to stop your scrolling and say that you are special and good in your own way and not to let anyone get you down because you are yourself and that is enough. Meow.

Devin: Are you a cat meme?

Conor: No, I'm reading cat memes to Briggan and Uraza.

Devin: 0_0

Briggan and Uraza: :3

*ad break*

Abeke: If it fits, I sits. If I don't fits, I still sits.

Devin: What are you doing? Are you a cat meme?

Abeke: No, I'm reading cat memes to Olvan and Rollan.

Devin: 0_0

Olvan and Rollan: Keep going.

*ad break*

Everyone: *reading cat memes*

Devin: WHAT ON ERDAS ARE YOU DOING?

Everyone: We're reading cat memes to Tellun.

Tellun: :3

*ad break*

*another random video of Meilin in her pretty Zhongese traditional dress*

Meilin: *being awesome*

Rollan: *falls in love once more*

Meilin: Hi. This was actually all an advertisement for Zhongese culture.

Rollan: 0_0

*don't care still shipping it*

*back to broadcast*

Rollan: And Meilin doesn't like spiders. It would be a good idea to put one down her shirt. Oh, and she also hates the color peach for some reason. You could spray paint her cloak peach.

*distant screaming*

Conor: *off-screen distant* OH SHOOT!

Abeke: *off-screen distant* HELP! ROLLAN, HELP!

Rollan: And Meilin is obsessed with her little hand-held mirror. You could steal it and blackmail her.

Olvan: *off-screen distant* MY COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Conor: *off-screen distant* OLVAN YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF TOGETHER -

Olvan: *off-screen distant* NO, YOU HAVE TO GET ME MY COFFEEEEEEEE

Abeke: OLVAN! OLVAN!

*distant screaming*

Rollan: Oh, I'm sad, we're running out of time. Well, I'm going to go now.

Meilin: Now where do you think you're going?

Rollan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*end of broadcast*