Makoto prepares the popcorn, but with chocolate on it and the drinks being milkshakes made by Makoto himself while he sees Artoria stomping her feet excitedly due to her enjoying star wars when she was with Shirou (Correct me if I'm wrong)

Artoria: Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars!

Makoto: Hold your horses, I'm almost done preparing our snacks to watch the new Star Wars

Artoria: Yaaaay!!!!

Makoto finishes the food and drinks then he sets them on a tray before he takes them to the table where they will sit and watch the new series. Makoto paid the live streaming service to watch the new Star Wars films for both Makoto and Artoria to watch

Makoto takes a seat then he turns on the TV as the TV shows Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Artoria: Oh boy, new Star Wars episode, this is making me nervous...

She lets out a giggle as the show shows Kylo Ren's first appearance

Makoto: So this must be the new main antagonist? Interesting sith lord

Artoria: His name is Kylo Ren, that is what I heard about. Wonder what makes him a hateable villain?

It did not take long for them to find out why Kylo Ren is one of the hated villains in Star Wars

Makoto: ...

Artoria: ...

...

Makoto: Holy shit, Kylo is a professional crybaby

Artoria: I feel embarrassed when I work for this guy

Makoto: This is not Vader, this is Bitcher, like damn, he cried too much

After a while

Artoria: Rey is an interesting character

Makoto: Yeah, I hope they don't ruin her in the later trilogies, cause that might suck

Later in the Last Jedi

Artoria: Why is Luke drinking alien milk?

Makoto: This is not how you write a traumatized hero, wtf?

Artoria: Y'know what, nevermind, let's just focus on Rey and her character arc

...

Artoria facepalmed

Artoria: I spoke too soon...

Makoto: She has Mary Sue powers instead of the force powers, why is this even a thing? Why does an obese single woman write her that way?

They sighed

Artoria: I don't see myself that way, send help, Shirou...

Makoto: I wish I could call my friends...

...

The movie was paused with them collecting their thoughts as they drink their milkshakes

Makoto: Somehow...

Artoria: Palpatine... Returned...

Makoto: Somehow...

Artoria: Palpatine... Returned...

...

Makoto: HOW THE FUCK DID HE RETURN?!

Artoria: WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS GOD FORSAKEN MOVIE AND WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE EVEN RETURNED!

Makoto: THESE WRITERS ARE COMPETING ON WHO IS THE WORST WRITER IN THE FUCKING STUDIO!

Artoria: I REGRET WATCHING THESE!

...

Makoto: So they called it the thread? Cool, but why the fuck is she using that pose, is she pulling a Kamehameha or something?

Artoria: This is Star Wars, not Dragon Ball!

Makoto: Don't pull out the Kamehameha

...

Black Lesbians: The power of one, the power of two, the power of manyyyyyyyyy

Makoto and Artoria stare at the scene with their mouths open, flabbergasted

Makoto: ...

Artoria: ...

They turn to each other

Makoto: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Artoria: Make a mockery of this in Saber Wars? Yep

Makoto: Let's do it

Time skip

Artoria wears her Saber Wars outfit as she sees Makoto wearing an outfit similar to Dark Side Anakin

Artoria: There is nowhere to run, Darth Yuki, no one to save you

She pulls out her Lightcalibur

Artoria: Surrender now

Makoto: Artoria you fool, I have been trained to perform your Jedi's Force Arts by Black Lesbians

He pulls out one lightsaber

Makoto: Witness the power of one!

His lightsaber lights up while he takes out another one

Makoto: The power of two!

He fuses them both and it becomes a staff

Makoto: The power of manyyyyy!

They get into a lightsaber duel