Orson Krennic > Cassian Andor

Orson Krennic: I am greater than you.

Cassian Andor: No ur not

Orson Krennic: It says so right above.

Cassian Andor: That's the direct message sign

Orson Krennic: I know. Still greater than you.

Cassian Andor:

Orson Krennic: I asked Darth about the pygmy pictures. He said they represent something from the planet that made them

Cassian Andor: Jyn told me they were from a planet in the Milky Way Galaxy

Orson Krennic: Oh that place? The Empire had some stormtroopers down on one of its planets called Earth. Apparently the people of Earth was having major wars against themselves. At least that's what I last heard.

Cassian Andor: Huh. Sounds interesting

Orson Krennic: I don't know why the Empire left them after that. Maybe they figured the planet wasn't full of important resources.

Cassian Andor: Maybe I should fly over there and check it out

Orson Krennic: I wonder if they have texting.

Cassian Andor: Or ships

Orson Krennic: Or speeders.

Cassian Andor: I'll bet they know what this is 🕍

Orson Krennic: Isn't that one of those temples on Naboo?

Cassian Andor: You have a point. What about this one? ⛪️

Orson Krennic: Something? A Force being Temple?

Cassian Andor: Actually it does look like a Force temple.

Orson Krennic: So what would this be? 🐖

Cassian Andor: Bacon

Orson Krennic: Yum.

Cassian Andor: 😋🍴

Orson Krennic: 🐖🍳

Cassian Andor: Bacon and eggs even better!

Orson Krennic: Check it out. Here's what a ship looks like for Earth. 🚀

Cassian Andor: HAHAHAHAHA THAT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD REPUBLIC SHIP!!

Orson Krennic: Nah. The Old Republic's weren't too much different from now.

Cassian Andor: LOOK ⛵️🚁🛩🛬🚤🛥

Orson Krennic: What is the fourth thing?

Cassian Andor: idk. Looks like a blue and white Malevolent about to crash into Coruscant.

Orson Krennic: I would have not described it that way. 

Cassian Andor: Then be glad you don't have imagination 😏

Orson Krennic:

Orson Krennic: So what's this? 🎬

Cassian Andor: Um a box with an open top?

Orson Krennic: Pandora's Box?

Cassian Andor: No idea who that is but u might be right

Orson Krennic: Why is trying to guess what the pygmy picture are so entertaining?

Cassian Andor: Idk here name this one! 🎫

Orson Krennic: A John Appleseed application?

Cassian Andor: Wait it actually says something?!

Orson Krennic: Yep.

Cassian Andor: Ok how bout this one? ⌚️

Orson Krennic: That's a clock.

Cassian Andor: WHAT But it doesn't have numbers

Orson Krennic: Sometimes it pays to be an old man. 😏

Cassian Andor: OMB K-2s right behind me!

Orson Krennic: ...

Orson Krennic: Are you still there?

Cassian Andor: Hello Director Krennic this is K-2SO

Orson Krennic: What happened to Cassian?

Cassian Andor: Why are you conversing with him? You slime

Orson Krennic: Wut

Cassian Andor: I have been watching you and my master text emoticons back and forth

Orson Krennic: And...

Cassian Andor: I had to throw my master into the trash compactor for reconditioning

Orson Krennic:

Orson Krennic: You are a violent droid.

Cassian Andor: And I'm coming for you, Director 😈

Orson Krennic: ... oh boy
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Stormtroopers (Stoßtruppen) were specialist soldiers in the Germany Army during WWI trained to attack enemy trenches. They would use field artillery to thin the enemy forces then send in infantry with heavy support weapons to overwhelm remaining enemy forces.

Pandora's Box is a Greek Myth where a human woman named Pandora who was given a box (actually it was a jar) from Zeus as a wedding gift when she married to a Titan named Epimetheus. Zeus told her never to open the box but Pandora became curious what was inside and opened it. She let out all of life's miseries, such as greed, death, hunger, poverty, and even natural disasters, like tornadoes and hurricanes.

Okay, there's your history lesson for the day!