Chapter Twenty Six
The Zebani won't go down without a fight, but neither will George. He still had the ability to shift forms despite being locked out, so changing into his angel form he lunged at the closest hell angel. Olivia took some remaining pies to toss at the rest. "I know this is something out of a cartoon but I couldn't resist." She laughed. The first Zebani got a cream pie right to the face and crash landed into a trash heap, a second got whipped cream all over their hair. "Is that one really stopping the attack to pick the cream out of their hair?"
"Whew, as much as I love watching the slapstick-Ahaha! That guy dodged a pie only to end up crashing into their buddy! Hey since we're using gender neutral pronouns does this count as a diversity win?" George joked. "Boy this is easier than a thought, either the author ran out of ideas for this story and wants it to end as soon as possible or this is leading up to something bigger going on."
Hey! But there was something big, but not in the way they might think. More sins were on their way, Brian leading the charge. He was in his full angel form, he didn't care if this leads to him getting kicked out, he wasn't going to let the Zebani take anyone else. "Wrath, you will use your strength to repair the buildings. Pride and Envy, get the humans to safety. Lust, Avarice and Sloth you'll need to lead them back to Nãr where they belong!" Brian ordered. He could only wish John and Ringo were safe, would they be able to find Paul and knock him back to his senses. "I have a strange feeling the author hates him for some reason."
The angel spread his wings to join George in the fight, pinning down a particularly large Zebani. "You really shouldn't underestimate us new angels, there's a good reason why Iblis is no longer the ruler of hell." Brian remarked. "I won't stoop as low as the higher ups that kicked Paul out, but I will give you this warning. Return to Nãr or else I will get the virtues involved as well, and I'm sure there's plenty of supernatural fanatics that would do anything for proof that otherworldly beings exist."
Now Brian wasn't one to endorse blackmail, but he already lost the virtue he basically raised and wasn't about to lose George in a fight. Speaking of Paul, he was having some troubles of his own back down in hell. "Just what is going on up there?! I figured they would have been back already, Iblis won't be happy if he hears his followers are all-"
But before he could finish his sentence, something large and green sat right atop of him. "Heehee! I guess I was too heavy for that glass door. Chapter title drop!" John joked. "Oh hi Paul, I was just about to go looking for ya!"
Ringo leapt down right after, bouncing softly on John's belly. "I think we ought to give him another dosage of your treats, as long as your shop hasn't been completely ransacked. But I have a strange feeling it has been by the Zebani."
"All this talk of these hell angels is making me crave some Devil's Food Cake, wouldn't you say? As long as that mirror in the basement is alright I should be able to carry ya both there. So technically I'm breaking the glass and traveling through glass."
Paul just grumbled as he was taken back to earth. "You're just gonna make me stuff my face? I figured I'd get my wings clipped again."
"After what happened last time? Yeah we're better planners. Now eat up!" Ringo giggled, stuffing a cream puff into his mouth. "That's a good former angel. Whew, it feels like it's been years since we've last been on earth."
"Yeah, I had a weird dream that we were stuck in hell for eternity without anyone coming to see what will happen to us next unless its some important holiday related to us."
Haha you're a real riot you know?
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