I hope you guys are enjoying this because I am! Invader Zim belonged to Jhonen Vasquez and Richard Steven, but all of the OCs involved belongs to me. 

A/N - Maybe I should make a special note: All of the chapters are connected and is in order. Just in case you think the chapters are separate, but they're not. There are all connected and its in order, just in case you need to know.

Speaking
Thoughts
Shouting
Important

(Meanwhile with Zim)

"What?!" Ronin blurted out of shock, "You got info on where Dib is?!"

"Not yet," Zim replied, "Zim is planning on meeting with those SEG officers later on once they finish their business."

"So, if that Min-Jung person called you, that's your cue to-" Valarie suddenly got interrupted by Harumi.

"To kick their asses!"

"No Harumi-human!" Zim yelled at her, "I'm gonna try to gain their trust so that they allow me to enter through their base, then once I find that bitch, she's dead."

"What about the Abyss of Hell?" Ronin asked him, "You are going to destroy that too, right? It would be very dangerous to let someone else interfere with it."

"Don't worry," Zim ensured him, "Zim and Gir are planning on destroying that abyss...and once all of those abysses are destroyed, we can finally end this... once and for all."

"Wait, I still have other questions," Valarie said, "That Lily person you mention...does she really exactly like that Gaz person?"

"Let me th-Yes!" Zim shouted, "The skin! The face! The hairstyle! She looks too much like her!"

Then Zim collapsed and lays his back on the floor as he sighs and half-closed his eyes.
"I'm sure there are some differences between the two," Valarie said with a concerned smile.

"...Well, her hair is a little lighter and her eyes are blue instead of brown," Zim said, "But her glare...and her voice...is too much like Gaz-human's."

"This Gaz you keep mentioning..." Valarie said, and then asked, "What is your relationship with her, exactly? Highly doubt it's anything romantic."

"...While Zim and Gaz-human never interact during Zim's first year on Earth," Zim explained to them, "But somewhere in the second and third, however, everything changes when Gaz-human forced the almighty Zim to play with her during the human event called 'Comic-con'."

"Comic-con?" Harumi asked with disappointment, "I was hoping for something more dramatic."

"Shut up Harumi-human!" Zim told her off, then continued, "Anyways, the great Zim was basically forced to join her because she's too embarrassed to be seen with that Dib-stink and at first, Zim thought was gonna hate it and have to wear a disguise, but thankfully I don't have to because those humans wear 'cosplays', so there's that."

"When did you guys befriend exactly?" Ronin asked.

"I was getting to that part, human!" Zim shouted at him, "So, Zim and Gaz-human entered a earthworm gaming tournament called 'Pig slaying tag battle', so we practised together and from Friday to Sunday, we won the tournament and since, at the time, we have two things in common."

"And that would be?" Valarie asked.

"We hate Dib-stink and Earth," Zim replied, making everyone in the room sweat drop, "So afterwards, she was the planner for my invasion in secret while I'm the demonstrator, however, they always fail because either Dib screwing it up, Gir interfering or...me being an idiot as she would say. Bah! She dares call the great Zim an idiot! How dare she?!"

"..." Everyone starts giving him the silent treatment with disappointing expressions, then Zim gets up and shouted, "What?"

"I can understand why she called you that," Valarie said, making a vein pop out of Zim's head.

"Hey! Shut up!" Zim yelled at her.

"Umm, should I go and get Gir-chan?" Harumi asked in a worried tone, "I'm worried Gir-chan is lost."

"Yeah...Zim is worried too," Zim worried too, "Especially if he's the only one I has now..."

"Don't worry you two," Valarie ensured them, "I'll go check on Gir."

Once Valarie left the house, something starts ringing, catching everyone off guard.

"Woah! What the hell is that?!" Harumi asked in shock, which Zim look at his pocket and takes out his phone, that is responsible for that noise, "Zim-senpai! Seriously?"

"Well sorry human-princess!" Zim apologised sarcastically as he picks up his phone, "Hello? Huh? Is that you Min-Jung? Oh, you finished already? Great, so where are we meeting? At the Merry Flower café, where is that? In Cottage Avenue, got it, thanks..."

"So, you meeting with those officers now?" Harumi asked, which Zim responded with a nod, "In that case, are you going out now?"

"Not until Gir is-"

"I'm back!" Valarie cheered as Gir tackles Harumi and the two hugged.

"Yay! My BFF!" Gir cheered as the two clashes their cheeks together in a very dorky fashion.

"Okay Gir, we need to go now," Zim told him as he pulls Gir away from Harumi, making the two cry in a very dramatic way as Gir is struggling to get out of his arms while Harumi collapsed and starts stretching her arm out.

"No! My little Gir-chan!" Harumi cried.

"Haru-Haru!" Gir cried back as Zim finally got out of the house while Harumi cried comically, making Ronin just stares and Valarie rubs her back to attempt to calm her down.

(Meanwhile in Huge Alder Forest)

Inside the deepest part of the forest, where there are large trees with moss on the large wooden parts, the floor is completely covered with very bright green leave, dry made and sticks, showcasing it's close to the summer season.

In the middle of the forest, however, is a large oak tree, with a tombstone surrounded by picked-up dead flowers that says 'Askari Blackwood. Loving husband and father. ??? – 2050.'

Then, a woman walking towards the tombstone while finishing her cigarette and blows out some of the smoke from her mouth. In her left arm, she rotates her arm from her shoulder, keeping it from the mouth level to one side, with the palm up and hand facing outward.

The woman is in her late fifties, dark skin and short, dark brown hair with black sunglasses and light brown eyes. She wears a black jacket with a white shirt and sleeves up, olive green military trousers, black fingerless gloves and black and white boots. She puts the cigarette in her mouth, inhales it, takes it out and blows out.

She sits down on the floor and sighs, where she greets to the tombstone, "Hi honey, I'm home...okay maybe this isn't home but still...how's heaven treating you...oh what am I doing with my life?"

"Hello there Mikala."

"Ah!" Mikala quickly gets up, drops her cigarette and rapidly turn around as she quickly takes out an M9 gun at someone, who happens to be a woman in front of her.

The woman has long white hair that stops to her knees, maroon horns, pink eyes and pale skin. She wears a dark grey coat with white cuffs with yellow lines, a black shirt that shows her cleavage, very short purple skirt and maroon boots with white heels. She is quite tall and busty as well, giving off a sense of beauty and sophisticated air about her as well as supernatural as well, showing she is anything but human.

"Oh, it's just you Aezira," Mikala calmed down as she calmly put down her gun into her jacket and starts inhaling her cigarette, then blows out her smoke, making the woman named Aezira disgusted.

"You really must give up on that filthy hobby of your Mikala," Aezira told her. "If you keep this up, you'll surely die!"

"..." Mikala didn't say anything, turned around and starts smoking again, then blows out, "Can you just leave me alone and stop telling me off about my smoking habits."

"And because of that 'I don't give a shit' attitude of yours, it's making you more likely to get tired quickly in a fight." Aezira told her off, "If you don't lay off that thing, you'll leave behind your own daughter and son, just like your husband did!"

"...Bitch!" Mikala spoke as she throws away her cigarette into the ground, smashes it and walks up to Aezira, "It's none of your business."

"Well, it is my business," Aezire responded back, "I am involved in this just as much as you are, so of course I'm involved."

"...Fuck you."

"Ha ha ha!" Aezira laughed and said, "Well, fuck you too."

"...Grr..." Mikala just growled, making Aezira giggle a bit.

"Aww, don't be mad Mika," Aezira told her in a teasing manner, "I was just trying to make sure you don't die an early death, after all, you do want to avenge your late husband, right?"

"..." Mikala keep quiet as she takes a few steps away from Aezira, takes out a box of cigarette and a cigarette from that said box, then she puts the box back to her pocket, take out a lighter and light a small fire to her cigarette, she switches it off and put the cigarette in her mouth, making Aezire give off a disgusted face again.

"Okay, seriously you really need to stop smoking!"

"Fuck you, I do what I want," Mikala shut her down, making Aezira expressed with annoyance and turn around.

"Fine, you know what, whatever!" Aezira said, "Don't come up to me crying when you die out of lung cancer or whatever."

"But I'll be dead by then." Mikala joked back, making one of Aezira's eyes twitching and turn around with a face that screams 'That's it, I'm fucking done! I'm fucking...done...'

"You know what, I'm just going home and not deal with your shit, okay?"

"Okay, bye Aezira." Mikala waved her goodbye as Aezira suddenly teleported out of the area, leaving Mikala all alone.

Mikala takes out her cigarette and blows out her smoke, looking at the tombstone with half-closed eyes, then she walks up to the stone as she takes out a small, white calla lily from the right side of her jacket and puts it on the ground close to the stone.

"Bye...Askari..." Mikala said as she puts the cigarette into her mouth, turn around and leave the area.

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A/N – Finally! The first chapter is done! Yeee! So I should make a few notes, I know my OCs don't seem interesting at first, but hopefully, they will be later on in this story. This is my very first IZ fanfic I ever did, so hopefully, I did the canon characters and the dark humour justice, since I normally make colourful and hidden lewd jokes, but I'm trying to adapt.

I really hope I made it engaging as possible and maybe a little giggle, though I don't expect you to be a sudden burst out of laughter or anything, only a little chuckle and if not, I still hope it's still engaging and make you guys question what's going on, making you guys read more. I hope you guys vote, comment and enjoy this chapter so far. Well, farewell.

Zim, Dib, Gir, Gaz, the Irken species and Dr Membrane belong to Jhonen Vasquev while everyone else belongs to me.