Indy and Orcafin

Orcafin: Hey, do you have any idea where we are?

Indy: No idea, sorry.

Orcafin: Feels familiar.

Indy: Doesn't everywhere at this point?

Orcafin: Oh wait... *leans in* This place again. 

I'll have you know I have very devoted fans here. Apparently being a cannibal is an attractive personality trait. Hannibal Lector was on to something.

Indy: That's not really how it works but okay. Plus, you haven't eaten anyone since we met, right? That's... improvement.

Orcafin: We've also managed to break the fabric of spacetime. 

Indy: I wouldn't call that improvement. It took months to patch up the fourth wall.

Aaaaand now it's broken again.

Orcafin: You better get on it.

Hey, anyone want to hear a joke?
My ex-husband still misses me...

but his aim is getting better!
Indy: *in the distance* Everyone's heard that one!
Orcafin: yeah whatever


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