almost human garbage (now with art)

okay now that i've put the important news out of the way on my profile page where no one will read it, guess who just ate an entire thing of cinnamon altoids

it was me 

no but seriously if i had to give you a number of altoids i've consumed today i'd say it's more or less equal to the number of times i've listened to the same song in the last three hours and both of those numbers are going to hit three digits soon if i don't stop myself

see my problem is that i want to be healthy but i stress eat and i'm ALWAYS STRESSED so i eat and then i'm stressed about the eating and so then life is like "wait are you stressed" and i nod a bit and life piles on issues all at once and i drop them all on the ground and then go get some ice cream

"healthy stress eater" if kind of an oxymoron

then again i'm great at oxymorons so maybe I can pull it off

i'm doing a good job guys

anyhow it's funny i've been planning forever to have like a corner where i sit you guys down and just talk for a long period of time about weekly but last time i asked i also asked for names and the reaction i got was something between "how do you name things" and "i just came here for pictures of gale's face"

i don't blame you man i come here for pictures of gale's face. when i feel bad about myself i remember i made all these beautiful children (gestures to entire book) and then they feel bad about themselves instead because internal conflict is great for driving stories forwards

oh yeah can people stop doing the thing where they try to talk to artists and say "your art makes me feel bad about my art/myself and i wish mine was more like yours uwu" 

i mean we've all thought it about that one artist and probably said it about our idols in general but don't approach people and say that because it's super fucking awkward and just makes both parties feel bad. it's not a compliment 

on a completely different note have had a lot of fun writing crossovers and making fusions for all of them though. have a nice little doodle dump real quick with some crossovers i drew during school one day as a reward for sitting through 300 words of ...

something i guess idk

Thistlepatch and Twitch (Twistlepatch? TwizzlerShipping? You tell me) meet the fifty-first Princess and find she wasn't quite what they had in mind when they heard that time and space had collapsed in on itself. She's really loud and happy all the time and... huh.

Ampere wasn't really what anyone had in mind for Princess.

She's probably my fifth favorite Princess, right behind the four who have appeared in canon thus far as characters in my respective NaNoWriMos.

Food for thought- under the three-spirit afterlife system, what would happen to the Princess if she DID die? All her loved ones from all her lives would be waiting for her but her reincarnations would probably collapse on top of each other and 

well let's say she would be like that one video where they play all the twenty one pilots song at once and all you can hear is noise

I have MULTIPLE CHARACTERS sitting under this umbrella for some reason because my reincarnation cycles are completely f*cked in multiple universes. Rushcall and then half my side universes have a way of screwing everyone over

some people say authors make these things happen to make their readers sad but really i just make myself sad, no one else is keeping up with this

Ninfia from Fandomstuck had to ride a Pokemon and I thought yep, it's gonna be Dill

Pixela and Toxis are probably arm wrestling somewhere in the background 

It's not really a crossover if they already know each other but Orcafin and Marcecee have a really interesting relationship

Marcecee doesn't get paid enough for this shit

actually I don't even know if she gets paid someone needs to get on that 

This one is incomplete- the one on the far left is an incomplete Pyrewing and his text was originally something along the lines of "someone has a type"

WHOOPS,

anyhow I'd say this is all the Determination keepers for all my universes but actually no that's also false there are more


other crossovers I didn't get to draw but plan to at some point:

-someone punching Pokemon!Red in the face (couldn't decide on who)

-Ivy, Shea, and Lunarshine discussing cute girls

-Daisy and Will Rosenbloom complaining about their sibling issues

-Gale standing over Evan, with at least one of them sobbing quietly

-Ashley, Aislyn, and Amalgam!Red sitting in a circle in the first official meeting of the "All My Friends Are Dead and I Might Have Inadvertently Killed Them Through Time/Dimension Hopping Shenanigans" club


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