Die ersten paar Folgen der neuen Staffel von Ninjago sind erschienen und ich war mal so frei, aus dem Skript ein paar Zitate raus zu kopieren. Da die Folgen bisher nicht auf deutsch verfügbar sind, sind die Zitate hier auf Englisch. Ich schreibe aber selbst noch dazu, aus welcher Folge das kommt und eventuell auch noch den Kontext. Dann mal los!

Folge 1: Farewell the Sea

Miss Demeanor: Are you flippin' kidding me? I bust my butt, dedicated my life to crime, carried around a highly combustible gas tank strapped to my back, and this is the respect I get?! I don't even get the real ninja?

Folge 2: The Call of Home

Nyad: Oh. Hi. Did you find yourself?

Nya: Yes, I did! I remember everything. And I remember you! You are Nyad!

Nyad: Am I? I don't remember that.

Folge 4: A Mayor Problem 

Cole: It's quiet.

Jay: Yeah. Too quiet.

Cole: Did you really have to say that?

Folge 5: Public Enemies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Kai: What are we gonna do now? We can't exactly pick up a phone and call Cyrus Borg and say "Oh hi, Cyrus, can you please tell us where you moved Aspheera's staff so we can steal it?"

P.I.X.A.L.: (She calls Cyrus.) Oh hi, Cyrus, can you please tell us where you moved Aspheera's staff so we can steal it? And use it to save Nya's life?

Kai: Or, maybe we can.

Folge 5: Public Enemies 1,2,3,4,5

Kai: When things don't make sense, I just ignore them.

Folge 6: A Painful Promise

Wu: If only a wise, experienced mentor had warned you not to trust her!

Zane: But Master Wu, you did warn us.

Folge 6: A Painful Promise

Pink Ninja: Crime doesn't pay! And being public enemies one through five pays even less!

Kai: Yeah, I got a question about that. Can you be more specific with those rankings? Like, who's number one? We're not keeping track, but who's number one?

Folge 6: A Painful Promise

Teal Ninja: By the power of Mayor Trustable, I hereby place all of you former, old, new new ninja under arrest. 

Folge 9: Hounddog McBrag

Ulysses: How're the ninja liking prison?

Dwayne: Uh, I don't think they liked it.

Ulysses: Of course they didn't like it, it was a - wait. You said "liked". As in past tense. Why - why did you say that in the past tense?!

Dwayne: Because they just broke out, sir!

Folge 9: Hounddog McBrag

Fugi-Dove: I am like the dove. Quick! Silent! Deadly!

Jay: Doves aren't deadly!

Folge 10: The Benefit of Grief

Sally: I kind of, sort of, borrowed his van without asking.

Kai: You mean, stole it.

Sally: No, I borrowed it without asking. Anyway, while I was borrowing it, I sort of, kind of, ran over a mailbox and accidentally changed the shape of the front of the van.

Kai: You mean broke it.

Sally: Changed its shape! Are you even listening?

(A police helicopter flies overhead.)

Police: This is the police! You are under arrest!

Sally: Oh, no! My dad called the cops on me? How could he do that?

2 Minuten später:

Hounddog McBrag: Let's try this again. You're trapped, ninja. No way out! Do the smart thing and surrender!

Sally: Oh! Ninja? They're not after me! They're after you!

Kai: That's what I've been trying to say!

Sally: Why? What did you do?

Kai: We borrowed something without asking.

Sally: You stole?!

Folge 12: The Council of the Crystal King

Aspheera: The ninja have meddles in all our plans. The time for revenge is at hand. Revenge. Revenge!

Pythor: "Revenge, revenge".

Aspheera: What?

Pythor: What what?

Aspheera: What did you say?

Pythor: I don't know. What did I say?

Folge 12: The Council of the Crystal King / Zusatzinfo: Lloyd hat sich als der Mechaniker verkleidet

Kabuki Mask: Unfortunately, it seems we have an imposter among us.

Pythor: What? Where?

(Aspheera glares at "the Mechanic" suspiciously.)

Lloyd: Who?

Aspheera: (She whips around to Vangelis.) It's you!

Vangelis: How dare you?!

Aspheera: You're the only one wearing a mask!

Vangelis: Are you blind? So is he! (He points toward Mister F.)

Folge 12: The Council of the Crystal King / Zusatzinfo: Ich habe hier Lloyds Reaktion, die Kabuki Mask unterbrochen hat, rausgenommen

Kabuki Mask: So. You came all this way to find out who I am. Can't you guess? Can't you feel it, Lloyd? Can't you sense it? I'll give you a clue. Spider's in the house, sleep, sleep. Spider bit the mouse, sleep, deep. Don't wake up or else you'll find a spider in your mouth.