i haven't stopped laughing about this all day
i'm honestly not even mad
at lunch today:
friend a: oh hey (friend b) i got a new phone so i need your number again
me: (jokingly) don't bother, (friend b) never texts back (which is true)
friend a: ??(friend b) always replies to my texts??
me: *crosses arms and stares down friend b*
friend b: OKAY LOOK YOU ALWAYS TEXT AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT TIMES AND YOU KNOW I HAVE A BAD MEMORY SO I WONT REMEMBER TO TEXT BACK LATER AND-
me: uh uh, (friend b). that's so interesting, (friend b). do tell, (friend b). stfu (friend b)