Someone made me ship this. I won't call any names. *COUGH COUGH* sstubenrauch *COUGH COUGH* I do want to thank them though since I love shipping :)

Now, enjoy!

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Oodle: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? 

Domino, watching Pitchfork screaming, Fireball trying to kill a sleeping Apricot with Mr. Pickaxe, and Filmy choking on air: I don't know either.

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Telescope: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Nine! 

Bone: So Nine knows about this? 

Telescope, walking away: No, this is between me and me! 

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Alef: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? 

Nabla: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* 

Alef: Aww, it's a love note for Glue? 

Nabla: No- 

Alef: *opens it* 

Nabla: 

Alef: 

Alef: I can't read this.

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Fireball: You can do it Apricot! 

Fireball: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

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Glove: So I got this amazing plan! 

Package: We fail almost every time you say that. 

Glove: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

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Salami: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? 

Cork: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. 

Salami: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. 

Cork: But I heard a siren. 

Telescope: That was Bone. 

Bone: Sorry, I got nervous. 

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Chocolate Chip: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. 

Coconut, Flaggy, Bacon, and Album: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Nabla: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. 

Alef: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches. 

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Showery: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? 

Package: Um, murder??? 

Shot Put: Adventuring! 

Glassy: Tuesday.

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Creamy: Something tells me Chip Bag's going to be a bit more unhinged today... 

Chip Bag, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Domino isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Can: Why are you guys acting like this? 

Sock: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

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Chip Bag: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18? 

Creamy: Crip Bag, stop trying to get drugs. 

Chip Bag: Don't suppress my interests.

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Bone: Even Telescope and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich.

Telescope: I mistook him for a garbage can.

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Package: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? 

Shot Put: Because your toast would get soggy!

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Lol that's it for now