31. Irish Philosophy:

There are only two things to worry about.

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick, there are two things to worry about.

Either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.

If you die, then thre are two things to worry about.

Either you will go to heaven or go to hell.

If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell,

You'll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends,

You wont have time to worry!