This is for a challange for ThePinkEclipse

.................. Much fluff..................

3rd person POV

.................. Much swear.................

You where walking to the SCP that you had to interact with. You where scp-9375 aka The Human Lavander. You had the power to make people pass out or calm down, despite your powers you are probley the saltiest and rudest scp. 

You arrived at the door and looked at the image.

"Insult Box eh?"

You walk in to see a silver box on a desk.

Intercom: "SCP-9375 please tap SCP-735 to start testing"

You tap the box.

Silver: "What do you want bitch!?"

You: "Hey! Thats my job ya cunt!"

Silver: "Well deal with it you slut!"

You: " Your just a little insult box!"

You and 735 went back and fourth insulting each other. You ended up making fun of his box so much that.

Silver: "You know what im sick of you calling me a box!"

He turnes into his human form. Your face went bright red.

Silver: "See something you like bitch?"

You turn away.

You: "Sh-shut up you baka!"

You push him away.

Silver: "Admit it you like me!"

You: "AS IF!"

He kept on teasing you when you made a purple pelet appear in your hand.

You: "SO WHAT IF I LIKE YOU!"

You throw it as his feet and it exploads and lets out a purple smoke. When the smoke dissapears you see him on the floor sleeping. You sit next to him.

You: "You're my little insult box"

You kiss the top of his head and take off your oversized jumper and put it on him and take off your extra shirt off and put it under his head as a pillow.

You: "I love ya, your rude like me and thats just one of the millions of things I love about ya"

The scientists are shocked because you're never nice.

You: "Your nice soft hair" You stroke his hair.

You: "Your beautiful sliver eyes and your adorable smile"

You kiss him on the lips.

You: "I love you my little insult box"

You go to the door and the doors open and you walk out and turned salty and cold again.

They had found your weakness.

735's POV

I woke up and realised I was still in my human form. I sat on the table and turned into my box form but i couldn't.

"What the hell happened!?!"

I looked on the floor and saw a shirt and realised I had a jumper on me. I sniffed it and it smelt like lavanders. It reminded me of that girl/guy. Wait where were they?

735: "Umm hello?"

A guy came to the glass.

Intercom: "Yes SCP-735?"

735: "Where is that girl/guy?

Intercom: "They left 1 hour ago, we were very shocked to see how they acted when you were alseep"

735: "What did they do?"

Intercom: "Complemented you, played with your hair and kissed you"

I was shocked.

735: "Your fucking lieing!"

I heard some movement then a guard came in with a tablet. I looked at it and it was the security fotage. They did do that. My face flushed red.

735: "Fuck...I really do like them dont I?" I muttered to myself.

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I hope you like it uwu!

Word count: 500

I had fun writing this!