HiYA!! So like, it's my 1 year anniversary on Wattpad!! XD Oh, the redundancy XD But anyways, I updated most of my other books too, so if you want go check them out :)

  Since my Wattpad self is 1 year old, here's a list of some of the random things that I encounter... Create... Say... Eherm...

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Gallimimus? It must be a Time Lord!!

(At back to school... Thing.) "Look at the sky, and take it as a sign." *Gasp* It's a sign from StarClan!!

*Teacher starts math problem* *Screeching sound ensues*

The rum's gone with the Hobbits to Isengard because Begun, the Clone War has.

"I'm fluffy, oh so fluffy!!

Your memory is foggy. Go drink from the Well of Spring.

Is that marker? Oh no, those are mah veins. (Fyi, I found a vein pulsing in my wrists :D :D It was so awesome!! :D :D)

Hurrdurr!!

Mops. Mops are cool.

Spandex Claus!!

"Nah, I live in the Band room upstairs." Good for you. Do you get cable?

Patty cake, patty cake, on your face.

Doshurhurhurp.

Is my backpack open or is it just fat?

(In the first period of class) So far today, we have had one freak out, one possession, and one injury.

Babypandaninja.

I hope your liver falls out of your gut and-- Oh, wait.

Don't get eaten by a sparkly Nazgul!!

I have my Sparkleh Notebook. It's black, has 'The Random Notebook' written on it in white ink, and the golden word 'Sparkleh' on it.

Page 2 of the Sparkleh Notebook: 99 ships, some as wonderful as Percabeth and others as random as MileyxTwerking.

Page 3 of the Sparkleh Notebook: Words include 'Fluffy', 'Filthy', 'Male', 'Peasants!!' 'Glory, Glorious Glory', 'Genius', and 'By the gods... You are very, very stupid.'

99 Clones of Sir Gwaine on the Wall,

99 Clones of Sir Gwaine

Take one down, pass him around,

99 clones of Sir Gwaine on the wall!!