Hello my little fears and welcome to Faerie's Correct and Mildly Out of Context quotes! This is my 150 special that is definitely not late at all- Warning, some quotes may be slightly off since I could not find all of then and did some by memory- Also have cat and enjoy the quotes <3

Mild warnings for sexual jokes and inuendo- It is me so I'm not sure what you were expecting-

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Ivy: "Deep fried Canada"

Fae: "yes"

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Fae: "Because I'm an introvert."

Fae: "And I have no life..."

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Fae: "Feeling cute, might kill of False"

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Fae: "Let's eat Grandma!"

Pleb: "...Don't eat your grandmother, child..."

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 Fae: "I only have four children now, the other one has become my mother."

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Fae: "Oops my hand slipped and ohhhh.... There goes Cub..."

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Fae: "I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. 😏"

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Fae: "Wait never mind I have five children again-"

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Fae: "DEEP FRIED CANADA!"

Swoop: "Fae no-"

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Fae: "Discord Sleep Police™ has arrived!"

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Fae:  "Tuesdays 😏"

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Fae: "I eat my grandma once."

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Swoop: "ARE YOU INSANE-"

Fae: "Mildly."

Fae: "Only on Tuesdays though"

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Fae: "Unfortunately, the Marriage Bot has passed... We must honor it's life and it's death with a funeral. Funeral planning will happen on the funeral planning channel...."

Five seconds later:

Fae: "MARRIAGE BOT IS ALIVE-"

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Fae: *Frenchs*

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Fae: "We got to the part where Morgan passes out in the snow and it gave me an idea."

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Fae: "Please don't take my kneecaps- I need those..."

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Fae: "So I was think ✨angst✨ but like, ✨Flower Husband angst✨"

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Fae: "One minute I was like ✨motivation✨ and the next we have this- How? Good question."

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Fae: *Enlgleshn't*

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Fae:  "Empires on a Hermitcraft oneshot book? Pushing it. DSMP? Not yet, but is going to happen (Did not and will not happen), still pushing it. A random ass french lesbian couple from a play I'm doing in theatre? Uhhhhhh..... Heheh... It'll be fiiiinnnneee....."

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Fae: *Has existential crisis over biscuits*

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Fae: "Eat some water, drink some food!"

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Fae: "I'm taking this as a sign from the hermittpad gods."

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Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

Fae: "YES"

Froggie: "NO"

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Fae: "Meanwhile, Scott and Jimmy encounter a (attractive) stranger with blue hair."

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Fae: *Faerie-ranting*

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Fae: "And I get you for free~"

Froggie: *points gun emoji*

Fae: "Kinky~"

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Aero: "Both drive on the left side of the road😎"

Fae: "I don't drive on the left side of the road."

Fae: "...That's because I don't have a license...."

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Fae: "Is anyone here British-"

Azeal: "I dunno, I don't think so."

Fae: "What losers"

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Thyst: "I have to swim to get to Canada, imagine."

Fae: "I don't. 😎"

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Fae:  *Takes a shot of maple syrup*

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Fae: *Brutally murders Etho and Beef in HCCYOA*

Also Fae in the next part: "wE dOn'T tAlK aBoUt EtHo AnD bEeF-"

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Fae: *Cutely plans to kill off everyone's favorite characters*

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Fae: "WELL I'M CURRENTLY BEING KIDNAPPED BY A BLOND DEMI-BITCH."

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Fae: "Wait but if Fae is kidnapped, then who am I..?"

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Swoopy: "Be sacred"

Swoopy "*scared"

Swoopy: "WHY DO I ALWAYS SAY SACRED-"

Fae: "I am sacred. Technically speaking, I am canonically like a god."

Fae: "But I am also scared..."

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Fae: *Laughs in four months of no new HCCYOA part*

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Fae: "Forthwalln't"

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Fae: "NO I DID NOT GET A GOOD SLEEP LAST NIGHT- I survive solely off of the 6 timbits, 5 rocket packs, cupcake and uncountable amounts of gummies I had this morning at 8 am. s u g a r "

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Fae: My english teacher's is worse though- I literally cannot read anything she writes..."

Fae: "I just assume it all says "Fae is amazing!""

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Fae: "I will now resume my cocooning form and become one with unconsciousness..."

I think that is a great place to leave it off! Thank you for reading my little fears, now go eat some water and drink some food because ladies, gentlemen, theydies and gentletheys, I hope you have a FAEtastic day/night because it's midnight for me <333