One Heck of a Night
Shifter was walking up the stairs that came from the basement. He was holding a box, with with bottles.
Ganxer gave him a suspicious eye when he reached the top.
Ganxer: Shifter... What are you doing.
Shifter: Im.... Um..... gonna smash these over someone's head.....?
Ganxer: How funny. If you wanted to do that, you would've used one of the bottles in the freezer............. Okay, yeah no. I won't let you have an alcohol night. Put those back.
Ghost: But LINNNZIEEEEEE, Just one night..... pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee...........?
He gave her the pupper eyes.
Ganxer: Uh.... what are you doing......?
He continued to give her the eyes.
Ganxer: uh.... Shifty......?
The eyes continued.
Ganxer:........ UGH Fine! Go ahead! Just don't EVER look at me like that again! And don't let any of the children in.
Shifter: Thanks Linz! :>
Ganxer was mumbling to herself.
Shifter: What?
Ganxer: Just go enjoy your night.
She waved him off.
Shifter: Ok-
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Dixen: Cora! Get me a bull! Imma ride it up in this tree!!!!
Zecora; Dixie, I am not sure that is a good idea.....
Dixen: What?!?! All my ideas are good ideas! Except the bad ones...
Zecora: Hah.... okay, fine. I go let Ragdoll catch us one....... Wait- this isn't the SET... Would we even find a bull?
Dixen: Who knows?
Zecora: Let's go hunting!!!!
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Narrator was playing on her phone.
Apollo: I thought you were not a static anymore, why are still on your phone?
Narrator looked at him shocked.
Narrator: Uh... 1 how do you know what a static is... 2... I can't just drop habits like snap... 3, you are on your phone all the time!
Apollo looked in his hands to see that he was playing a game of flappy bird and winning during their entire conversation.
Apollo: Touche.
Narrator gave a concerned glance at him.
Narrator: Apollo, is there something you are not telling me?
Apollo: Well...... If I told you, you would think I was crazy....
Narrator: Shoot.
Apollo sat next to Narrator, sitting close to her.
Apollo; Well.... Wait- This isn't my personality! What happened to me?!?
Narrator: I used a temporary personality remover.
Apollo: Uh........... Yeah no. Nope!
Narrator: Apollo....
Apollo left.
Narrator: Welp! I guess Ganxer wasn't lying when she said no lore..... I guess that is for some other time then.....
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Ghost set the box on the counter.
Shifter: Thanks for helping me out!
Ghost: No prob.
Shifter: Anyways.....
Shifter grabbed the bottle cap opener and opened a bottle, and poured it into two cups. Ghost and Shifter both to one.
Ghost: To us.
Shifter: To us.
They drank up, not even realizing Jinx entered the room, along with Benefit.
Jinx: What are you guys doing....?
Shifter: AA- A child!
Jinx: Bitch- I may be 4'2 but I am no child.
Benefit: Yep.
Ghost: Another child!
Benefit: I feel as if we have lived together long enough to know our ages.......
Ghost: :|
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L A T E R T H A T N I G H T :>
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At least a quarter of the house was there. The rest were either asleep or non alcoholic and didn't want to join in (or they were a clueless child).
(I don't know what to put here-)
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Ragdoll: One..... bull.......
He was dragging a big bull behind him.
Zecora: Uh.... how are we gonna get that thing in the tree?
Dixen: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dixen hopped out of the tree and picked up the bull and held it over her head, before jumping back in the tree.
Dixen: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Zecora: O-O'
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Ghost got on top of a table, and clanked two glass bottles together.
Ghost: Attention everyone.
He almost wobbled off the table, but he caught his balance.
Ghost: Ganxer is only letting us do this once! SO PARTY!
Puri:................ I want to file so many noise complaints........
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The bull and Dixen were playing Patty Cake in the tree.
Dixen: Patty cake, patty cake. Bakers man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can-
Zecora: I am so lost....
Dixen: Hm? Oh, he didn't want me to ride him.
Zecora: You can understand the bull?!?
Dixen: Can't you? Also, this a is a buffalo, not a bull.
Zecora: ???????
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Benefit was passed out on the floor near a cup of water.
Jinx was kicked out and demanded to be let in.
Shifter was hitting on Felicity, even tho she is 4 years younger than him (She is 17 and Shifter got smacked. He gonna get another smack cuz in canon, Linxer and Shifter are a thing.)
Ikuzu was trying to figure out if the water was drugged, because of Benefit passing out.
Alex was just sitting by Benefit to make sure he was okay.
Narrator was trying to stop fights, since she was the only sober one there, other than Ikuzu and Alex.
Puri was trying to sleep....... They wanted to give everyone a bite of death.
Alex was yelling at everyone in the kitchen and threatening to "do stuff".
Uh... everyone else were being total wackos.
AC was watching from the shadows, feeling upset about how much of a mess they were making that HE would have to clean up.
Benefit was waking up.
Alex: Issac?
Benefit looked at Alex and kissed him. (This makes me feel like I am writing some cringy gacha fic. ;v;)
Alex: !!
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Dixen was painting the buffalo's hooves.
Dixen: No! Way! Did he really?
The buffalo made buffalo noises
Dixen: Woah, sister. That is insane.
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