HATER: I think Michael is ugly, Luke is ick, Calum is asian and Ashton is so gay!

ME: -grabs bat- WHATCHU SAY BITCH?!?! I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD YOU GONNA WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA! SAY IT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! DON'T MAKE ME SHOVE THIS BAT UP YOUR ASS! DON'T MAKE ME!!!