Michael: Should I dye my hair again?

Michael: Food, yes!

Michael: *sits at computer for 22 hours*

Michael: Ash, you so sexy.

Michael: Wait, why am I talking to myself?

Michael: What do you mean, I can't dye my hair again?

Michael: Lol, let's look up super dick. Will Calum pop up?

Michael: Wait, oh my god, I regret this! Abort, abort!

Michael: Food.

Michael: I'm going to dye my hair rainbow.

Michael: Is that gay?

Michael: Wait, it doesn't matter, my whole band is gay for each other.

Michael: Where is everybody? 

Michael: Computer, you are my only friend.