I feel like if I was to be friends with 5SOS, it'd be a lot of "Stop yelling!" and "Where did you get that? Put it away." and "No. That's not punk rock." and "Don't answer the door naked." and "STOP YELLING!" and "For that last time, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" and making sure they get enough sleep and don't just eat Panda Express and Nando's. It'd be like dealing with tall, talented toddlers.