Michael: Thank you so much for everything! We wouldn't have been here if it wasn't for the fans!

Luke: What Michael said.

Calum: Thank y-

Ashton: *pushes Calum away from the mike*

*unrolls long ass paper*

*puts on glasses*

*clears throat*

Firstly, I would like to say, four years ago, I was at KFC and-

Everyone: Urgh!