Based on the prompt
A: I hate it when people ask if I'm still (insert sexuality) or not,
A: like, what do they expect me to say,
A: "no, not any more, my (insert sexuality) card expired last week and I forgot to replace it."
B: Babe, I love you, but it's 3am
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Lapis was sitting on the couch in the barn reading a book, waiting for peridot to get back from her junkyard search.
She was almost done with her book, as Peridot came storming into the barn.
"UGH! I HATE SOME PEOPLE!" She said as she threw her hands into the air.
Lapis only nodded as she glanced at Peridot, seeing her junk bag empty.
"So, did you go to the junkyard or not?"
Lapis asked as she turned the page of her book.
"I was on my to the junkyard, when stupid AQUAMARINE just HAD to ask the most stupid question EVER!"
She dropped her bag and started pacing in front of Lapis.
"Mmhmm"
Lapis only nodded at the mention of Aquamarine.
"She was like,'Hey Periot! Are you still with that depressed Lapis, cuz I got a friend who wants to date you.' And I was like,'um YES I'm still with Lapis' and she just started to persuade me to dump you, which will never happen!"
As Lapis finished her book, she looked at the clock, 2:30.
"And I hate it when people say to me,'You ever gonna take the next step in your relationship' or 'Hey, you still lesbian, cuz u look hot.' Like, YES IM STILL LESBIAN! YES I STILL LIKE MY SAME GENDER! SO GO AWAY!"
Lapis waited for Periot to finish her rant before she spoke.
"So what do you say if that happens?"
Peridot looked at her and said,
"Well, I kinda just say 'yes, I'm still Les, my LGBTQ+ card hasn't expired yet'"
At that Lapis started to laugh until she had tears form in the corners of her eyes.
"Peri, I love you so much but, it's like 3am, and you've been gone all day."
Peridot just noticed the clock read 2:59.
"Holy crap it i-"
And just like that, she fell face first into the fluffy rug, snoring like a lawn mower.