“So I guess… I can only come this far…” - Himeko said as she relied on her greatsword to help her stand. In front of her stood the Herrscher of Flamescion, who had bested her in combat. “Kiana… Don’t forget what I have taught you…”

“Nah aunt don’t worry I’ll be fine no need to be dramatic and create another Never Let You Go moment.” - Kiana said.

“But-”

“Stop you’re traumatizing the readers.”

Most of the Valkyries have fallen, except for the Immortal Blades who have been observing from the beginning outside and chilling with some popcorn, they aren’t getting into this shite, in fact this wasn’t their mission to begin with.

The other couple making a farewell is Elysia and Mei.

“Ah…. Mei has grown to be so strong now, even Miss Pink Elf couldn’t defeat her~” - Elysia pretended to be defeated and lay on the ground, but she just kinda threw the whole fight to Mei’s favor. “If only I could harass her horns in a sexually way as a farewell gift-”

“ALROIT GO TO THE MOON SHALL WE.”

Bronya… oh yeah Bronya has no one close to her to say farewell to. (Seele is still at the Entropy for some reason in this fic).

Oh yeah speaking of the Entropy, where the fuck are the-

At Welt’s place.

“OH GOD THEY ARE EATING OUR MACHINES MY LORD.” - One of the engineers yelled as the Honkai beasts swarmed up against the mighty Titans and started to devour it.

“HOW THE FU-”

Back to Hyperion’s crew.

“We’re going then.” - Kiana, Mei and Bronya stepped on the transport ship, beginning their mission to rescue their beloved Captain of Hyperion.

The ship took off, with the others standing down below, regretting that they couldn’t join the operation, but they had to trust the chosen 3 and waved at them as the ship left.

“Well then… What are we going to do while waiting now?” - Himeko asked the others, seem like they don’t have any idea either.

“Well how about resume our mission to Kolo-” - Durandal suggested but was cut off by another Valkyrie’s suggestion.

The other Valkyrie suggested “Let’s go grab some breakfast, am hungry.”

“Yeah we too.”

“Alright, I know a fine place that sells noodles around here, let’s go girls, my treat.”

“Yey.”

The Immortals Blades : ….

Otto, who could use a hand or two in Kolosten right fucking now : … why y'all hatin’ me

To the Moon, which will take 8 hours for the trio to arrive.

A void portal opened in a cave, dropped the looted crates from World Serpent’s ships down, as well as dropping the kidnapped Captain afterwards, then the Void Queen herself stepped out from the portal, resting on a plastic chair.

“I’m tired.” - She crossed her legs and rested her cheek on her hand, while staring at you, who is… Just there like a plushie she just found randomly on the way back. “...”

“...” - You just sit there, and doing nothing.

“...”

“... Uhhh… Why am I here for?” - You asked.

“Oh, as I said, you have no other purpose than being a hostage for me to negotiate with these pathetic insects.” - She said as she stared at your eyes coldly. “Just in time I thought that your kind can be more useful if used right… Or rather, controlled right.”

You feel weird. She clearly hates humans so much, and is angry whenever a human makes it into her sight. But right now, you heard those words, coming from the same person, who thought that humans could be useful for her? In what aspect exactly? You decided to see if you can take more information from her, after all, she’s not killing you off that easily so it’s worth a try.

“Now, you are going to ask-” - She was about to say something but was interrupted by someone else in the same cave with them.

“My glorious Queen!! I have completed the most holy assignment that you’ve given to me, Benares, your most faithful, loyal servant that only I, Benares could handle for you with all I, Benares, have got!” - It was Benares, stepped out with a bowl that contained something like food, you guessed.

“.....” - But what worried you more was her attitude and her tone… You cannot imagine this is the dragon that caused so much damage to your ship days ago, is this the same person or does turning back into human form have some negative effects on mind?

“Thank you kindly, Bell-” - Surprisingly, the Queen stood up and took the bowl from her loyal servant’s hands by herself, instead of letting her serve. “I think now you can go rest-”

“Alright my glorious Queen!! Your order is my, this Benares’, wish! I, Benares, shall take on this holy mission that is referred to as rest granted by you, my holy liege!” - Benares immediately disappear into the night. 

“....”

“... What the…” - You asked.

“Don’t ask. She’s been like this ever since you insects raided my home.” - She said as her eyes stared into darkness, with the bowl of meal on her hands.

“We didn’t raid your house, wait… Your house? Did the IRS raid you? I knew it, you should’ve paid taxes, it doesn’t matter if you’re a God or no-” - You said, but Herrscher of the Void snapped and fed you Benares’ food with chopsticks. “MMMM!!!!!!”

“Shut up. Die.”

The food was… horrible, as if you were eating rotten food being cooked, someone else ate it first and vomited it all out, then used as ingredients to cook again, don’t ask why you know that taste.

“BLARGHHHIH!!!!! BLERGH!!!!!!! BLA BLA!!!!!! MY TONGUE! MY SACRED TONGUE!!!!” - You yelled as you vomited it all out. “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!”

“This is all your fault, die.” - The Queen attempted to feed you again, but you closed your mouth and will not open it no matter what. “C’mon, open it.”

After a while, she does give up and you are saved, at least for now.

“I don’t even know why too… Benares’ cooking skills once rivaled that of Gord*n R*msay…” - She said as she took her seat again, and this time she looked really tired and frustrated. “She went to a show called Masterch*f a few times already… I dunno what those are but these greatly improved her cooking skills…”

“...”

“BUT IT WAS AFTER YOUR RAID, THAT SHE TURNED THIS WAY.” - She grabbed you by the collar and yelled at you in the face. “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT IS FOR ME TO HANDLE?”

“Calm down!! I don’t even know what you are talking about!”

“Don’t you play stupid with me! I’m the literal Queen of the Void!!”

While you two are arguing, you suddenly hear a howl from someone’s stomach, a howl from a stomach that desperately needs some food, as if it hasn’t eaten for ages. And that comes from the Void Queen’s stomach.

“...”

“... W- What?” - She blushed while you looked at her with a different look.

"Could it be that…"

"Shut." - She pointed a void lance at your throat.

"Yes ma'am."

"... Hmm.." - The Void Queen seems to be thinking about something.

"?"

"Tell me… Insect… Have you ever thought about… Serving someone?"

"....."

To Marika's ship, which is named Death To Lolicons. Which is also by the way, Otto's favorite warship.

"We're 30 minutes away from Kolosten, all units, prepare to engage under all circumstances."

The closer they get to Kolosten, the more intense the atmosphere inside the ship becomes. This is a dire situation as their beloved previous Overseer is under a threat from a traitorous force. Normal soldiers and Valkyries alike, all worried for the fate of Otto.  worried for the fate of Otto.

“Hey girl.” - The Captain of the Pure Angels Valkyrie squad called a girl in the same hallway.

“Ah, yes, sister?” - The girl turned around, she was another Valkyrie from a different branch that accompanied Marika.

“Have you seen Lord Marika anywhere? I haven’t seen her for the past hour… Just wanted to make sure she is alright and well.” - The Captain said, as she looked outside. “We are close to our destination… Would be great if she gives a motivational speech herself to the troops.”

“Oh, I might go look for her… Yeah I’ll go do that.” - The girl left, headed to Marika’s room and entered without knocking.

If you tell me, that the Great Angel of Marika, a symbol of the Valkyries force themselves, whose background, activities, status are as clean as snow, and has been giving her all to Schicksal and mankind by taking the hardest missions. Who has also been earning so many titles, relationships with lots of comrades and organizations, is a flippin’ Lolicon, there’s no way I’d believe you.

But in this case, I will have to, firstly, because Marika was an original character made by me, NT, and her aspect of being a lolicon is also my idea too, since its funni.

Secondly, the girl who just entered her room, has seen something she shouldn’t have, Marika hugging Theresa 's body pillow, cuddling it as if she was a little child who got startled by a nightmare in the middle of the night with a heavy thunderstorm. Also there’s a lot of Theresa pictures with plushies around on her bed.

“... What if someone else sees this side of yours…” - The girl whispered.

“.....” - Marika could be heard sniffing, and probably sobbing too?

“Hey are you crying?” - The Valkyrie asked as she patted Marika’s shoulder. “I know… Must be scary knowing the fact that we are on a dangerous mission… But you shouldn’t be the one to collapse first, what will happen to everyone’s morale if you fall first?”

“....”

“Listen, I know the responsible you bear is heavy, and maybe you’ll never meet Theresa again, but-”

Marika got up immediately. “Bitch, I ain’t dyin’ this easily.” She said.

“...oh.”

“Pfft, protecting Lord Otto? Easy, even if the enemy forces are there by now, no way they’ll be a trouble for us, after all, we are one of Schicksal’s most elite forces.” - Marika said, it can be seen that her confidence has returned. This relieved the worries of the Valkyrie girl.

“So why were you crying then?” - The girl asked with a smile.

“Ah… It’s been 3 hours since I last felt the warmth from Theresa’s hands…”

“... Maybe I should get you to a church after all of this…”

Back to Kiana’s group, who is on the way to the Moon.

“So the final battle between the King and his favorite son, Heru, took place in the moving fortress of the Warmaster… After Heru slew his own brother, the Blood Champion before the fateful duel……… Damn, this story is interesting, Bronya,” - Kiana who just finished reading a book, gave it over to Bronya, who seemed happy that she had something to help her kill the boredom.

While Mei is terrified.

Kiana is reading a book?

“Where’s the next one?” - Kiana excitedly asked.

“She even wants the next one!” - Mei was shocked.

“I’ll lend you after we get back to our dorms.” - Bronya responded with a smile.

“By the way, why did they kidnap our Captain… To the Moon?”

“I don’t know either… But clearly they have some plans there and it ain’t going to be good… I feel worried for our Captain as we speak right now, I hope he is still alright.”

Meanwhile, on the Moon, where Kevin is.

“My Lord!! It’s too dangerous!” - Grey Serpent shouted as Kevin ventured into the mysterious ruins radiating strong Honkai energy, as if something far more powerful than a Herrscher was living inside. “We could wait and-”

“There’s no time to waste! Don’t follow me! I will take this on by myself!” - Kevin entered the ruins and vanished, the cyborgs’ sensors could no longer sense him. As if he was brought into another dimension beyond their reach.

“My Lord! Tsk! Have you found the missing ship and the Hyperion’s Captain?”

“No sir.”

“..... Where has he gone to… At such a time like this…”

Of course, Grey Serpent wasn’t worried much for his master, after all, what kind of enemy could possibly hope to have him fell? Not to mention, the 7th Key was returned to his hands, there should be no enemy that could beat him… Of course, only according to their knowledge.

In the meantime, the remaining Society of the Snek club members should spread out and look for you. But they have no clue on where you might be, or what has caused your disappearance.

Back to you, at long last after around 500 words of me attempting to making this chapter longer.

I want to make something clear, I haven’t claimed on how Herrsscher of the Void’s appearance is in this fanfic, either Sirin (her original body), or Kiana’s clone. Up to you.

“I’m not joining Honkai.” - You responded to the Queen’s offer.

“What? No. No no… Who told you to join Honkai? Me?”

“Yes, you are a literal Herrscher born from a tragic event of mankind known as the Second Honkai War, or rather, the Second Eruption. You also called yourself the Queen of Honkai several times, so if I were to serve you, wouldn’t that mean I’m joining Honkai already?”

“.... no… I didn’t mean that.”

“Yes you did.”

“No. By serving… I mean, cooking.”

“...oh… Guess… I will not-” - You were going to refuse, but seeing her sparkling eyes that were about to shed tears looking at you, begging you while only looking at you, as if a puppy wants you to feed it, really moved your heart. “...I guess I will then… But I’m not a good cook by myself.”

“Ah.” - She seem happy now. “That’s alright, as long as it’s edible… I haven’t ate anything decent since 2 days ago…” - She sat on the chair again. “Anything I could help you with?”

“Hmm… Cooking ingredients then.” - You asked her, by looking at her face you could tell that Benares spoiled all the remaining ingredients. “Well… Let’s check what do we have here… Oil… Margaritas… Uh… Toasters? And… Oohh… some food I guess.” - You said and showed her some cup noodles kept in a box.

“What’s that?” - Herrscher of the Void asked out of curiosity, she doesn’t know what a cup noodle is.

“Ohohoho… You’ll get addicted to this soon. This is one of the reasons why mankind dominates.” - You said proudly, introducing her to one of mankind’s greatest foods.

You searched throughout all the crates again, found some eggs and leeks, also all the other stuff necessary to make exquisite noodles.

“I will show you how a faithful believer in Noodle God cook! UWOGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”

You immediately started to make the most delicious noodles for the Herrscher of the Void with haste, that much precision and power in one single move to turn the stove on. And then you do your things to cook the noodles…

Even the Void Queen admired you while you were cooking for her, your moves, your attitude, your precision, everything about you has caught her attention this time.

And then, the moment arrived, when it was finally done, 3 minutes had passed, the noodles were done. You lifted the lid, the steam from the bowl flew into her face, she closed her eyes, scared like a little child, but the smell from the noodles has gained her attention.

She opened her eyes, and looked at the cooked noodles, chopped leeks, and a bit of egg texture could be seen in the broth. You gave her a pair of chopsticks, which she used to eat…

"This is… so good…" - The Queen said after tasting it. And then, with the chopsticks, she continued eating, she even shed tears as she ate. "I have never eaten anything like this before! So good!!"

"Haha… I thank you for the compliment." - You feel very happy too when someone enjoys your cooking to the point they are crying now.

Betch, Kaslana's cookings can also make people cry too.

They cry as they die.

"Ishsogoood….." - She has trouble with wiping her tears while eating because the tears ain't going to stop.

"...uh you alright there?"

"Fantastic… This is the best food i'll ever eat in my entire life…" - She is crying so much right now.

"Uh… I think you're exaggerating it but yeah my cooking is good."

She finished the meal, she felt really happy and was still crying, you had to give her tissues so wipe the tears off.

"Your cooking… *sniff* so good… *sniff*... Like literally… *sniff*."

"Uhhh."

"What's your name?" - She asked you. "I want to know."

Seems like she stopped crying.

"Uh… you really sure about it? Like, knowing a mortal name?"

"Sure, i'll make a special exception just for you."

"Uh… okay… Y/n. John Y/n."

"Okay Y/n… I have a job offer for you."

"Uhwhatthefuck"

"Serve as my personal chef from now on."

".... Can I refus-"

"I'll pay you more than Otto."

"... But I don't need money."

You were about to shrug her offer off, but she hugged you from the front so suddenly, and unexpectedly that you were stunned for a moment.

".... Huh?"

"I'll even pay you with my body…"

"HUH?"

"This is what you men like right…?"

"HUHHH????"

End of Chapter 13

Me after finishing the chapter : yes finally, time to upload it for my dear readers.

Me remembering what me have to do at the end for every chapter in this story : ....oh.....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Sometimes i wonder why i fight for mankind.

Anyways, recorded deaths of the previous captains of Hyperion number I give up on counting :

You know with this much Captain dying for these... Reasons... It is understandable for Otto's reaction at the death of that one dude because of honkai infection.

Anyways thank you guys so much.