I was on my way to Heinz's office since we're supposed to go on a date today (shh leave my non-canon ass outta this fight). So this building being the shitty place it is, of course today was a day I had to hit the button like 5 times. Really hope that's not my "fast escape" from an embarrassing moment. When the elevator finally comes down and opens up I get inside and watch the doors close. As I listen to the catchy music in the elevator I think about how I have the PERFECT place for Heinz and I today. A place thatd not going to kick up his PTSD or anything, those are panic attacks I don't want to see again. Luckily I'm also this cuties nemesis so I've heard his trauma. Not ti get a little cocky I think I'm the best boyfriend for Heinz.

Of course the author of this story is right, don't get too cocky or bad shit happens to your luck. I heard the ding of the elevator and step out when the doors open. Of course today is a day off so I pull out a key he gave me and open the door. Little did I except Peter the stupid Panda on top of my Heinz. And if I'm being honest Heinz doesn't look too concerned until he sees me then his eyes widen.

"Pe-Peter?-" I whisper as best as I can then just smile at the two. "O-okay" 'see you tomorrow Dr. Doofenshmirtz' I sign then turn out and slam the door closed. I drop the key because I never use it as an agent. I had fled so fast I didn't hear Heinz call my name. I broke down right there by his apartment door then turn and walk ti the elevator. Of course it's a day I have to press it 5 times going up AND down. I hear a door open but I didn't pay much attention as I stepped into the elevator and hit the close button as fast as possible. I don't want to hear the reasons he doesn't love me anymore.

I know I don't talk much and I still hardly show emotions... which is probably why Peter is better... that stupid panda!! He's always taking everything I have. He took the top spot from me and even the cubicle I wanted... he's hardly even in Danville but now... now my Heinz?? That's it! I'm done.

I get off the elevator, not hearing Norm even talk to me. Sweet Norm saw me as a father figure along side Heinz.. guess I should stop calling him that. As I walk out the door I take my hat off and just toss it aside. I leave I just go home to see the family I still have.

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It's been a few days and I haven't showed up for work or even looked at Dr. Doofenshmirtz's texts. I've been spending time with my boys or helping Candace pick outfits for her own dates. I'm glad to see her finally have Jeremy, the boy of her dreams. Now if only my nephew would open his eyes and see Isabella. I feel bad fir these younger people. But it's not love I'm mad at. I'm mad at Heinz for not just breaking it off normally and I'm mad at Peter for taking the second vest thing in my life.

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I had met Peter the Panda (okay lemme get this straight, hes also human-) while I was traveling and we kind of adopted each other as nemesises. So today he had come to ruin whatever plans I had planned for today, which was just a day out with my perfect loveable boyfriend, Perry the Platypus.

But instead of leaving Peter decided to fight over nothing, some-fucking-how landing on top of me. I'm pretty mad but I'd rather not show how mad I am at Peter, worse decision ever, Perry opens the door at this time. I look over at him and panic, he doesn't show it but he's more emotional than he let's off.

Before leaving he gives a small smile and an 'okay' in his beautiful husky voice... and before I knew it he called my Doofenshmirtz... DR. Doofenshmirtz. I try pushing Peter off me and I actually see a smirk. Great. I forget they when I hear a whimper outside my door and metal drop, I think it was his key. When I finally get Peter off of me I get up and run after Perry, but the elector is closed when I'm there.

So I turn to my apartment and grab whatever Perry dropped, his key... I quickly get my shoes on and run to the stairs and runs down them. After I'm all the way to the bottom I see Norm standing in the middle of the lobby.

"Norm... what's wrong buddy?" I ask him in a gentle way, I've never seen him so... out of place.

"He dropped it and walked out, dad" Norm says looking down at something then turns to me when I walk closer. "Did you and Perry fight dad? I've never seen him cry."

I look down to see what's in his hands and I see Perry's fedora. "Wha-... crying? We didn't fight... hey buddy can I have his hat?"

He nods and hands me the fedora, man kind of wish he was my blood but that also would have been a little weird. I run outside and look at all the cars, his car is gone, I missed him.

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Norm and I gave been hanging out in the lobby together a lot since Perry wasn't answering my calls or texting back. So today I didn't bother, The guy probably hates me because he saw an accident. So Norm and I are watching some sport. I think football but I'm not paying attention really. 

Suddenly the front door is kicked open and both Norm and I jump at the sound. "I-I'm here for my... my fucking fedora" we both know that chucky painsoundong voice.

"Perry! Oh am I good to see you! I've been trying to get in tough with you an-"

He chatters his cute noise then sign ti me 'my. Fedora. Doofenshmirtz' so... he's not going to ket me explain. 'Hurry up you heartbreaking bitch' okay that hurt.

"Heartbreaker?? Dad would never hurt you, ever." Sweet sweet Norm.

'He cheated when I would have taken a breakup better'

"Cheated?" Norm giggles. Sweet sweet Norm. "Do you mean that tall tan guy with the white and black hair?"

Perry nods as if norm should know his side of the story.

"Oh he's just dad's... well not anymore nemesis. I'm sure you just saw an accident."

'What do you mean?! Are you saying Peter the Panda-'

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'Are saying Peter the Panda didn't steal Heinz from me?!' I was shocked hearing ak this from our sweet Norm.

"No he didn't. Well as a nemesis he did but not as a boyfriend"

I go dark red from embarrassment and look down. Oh my god I misread everything.  I let out an apologetic chatter and recieved a hum from an equally as read Heinz. Well guess I should know I'm still the best fucking boyfriend for Heinz!!

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About 1222 words for this chapter.  Well I'm tired so ✌

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