If you can't tell be the title this is actually based off of the first few lines of "For the Record" 36 Questions. Anyways prepare for cringe 🙂
(Hey you're the one who picked my cringey shit in the first place not me. These are just my ideas I wanna write)
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Another day another fight another "Curse you Perry the Platypus" another damn kiss and another fucking leave.
Perry always leaves me without a "Bye Heinz" or "See you tomorrow" and I know he can sign. That's how we got into this situation. He talked and I responded and we went down a crazy road of falling for each other.

We've come so far and still I have to take him on dates and he hasn't taken me on any. I do understand though, he's an agent, they don't have much time off and when he does have time off he spends it with his family. I don't mind that he sends it with his family, I just want one day for me though.
I've thought about calling in and saying "Give him a day off" or "I'm planning something so evil" to get him to spend it with me but I know if I do that he'll get mad at me. For a 5'2 guy he holds a lot of emotions yet shows none of them. It's cute.

He's got me sitting at my dinning table spacing out when I should be making changes to my latest blueprint but he keeps coming to my mind. His teal hair and tan skin with his lightly freckled face and fierce brown eyes with a soft side to them. The way his hat sits on his head so his hair still flows but made so it won't fall off. His soft blushes when we kiss and hold hands. His deeper blushes when I try to throw my terrible flirts at him. His little giggle when I do something funny around him just distracts me from everything I'm doing. Plus I've seen how he acts with his family. He didn't know it but I saw him with them before we were together. He's really sweet and helps those in trouble even if he hates them.
His small whiney pants after a rough make out comes to my mind...

I'm fucked...

If I keep thinking like this it'll be self-destructive. For the record, I'm aware of that. These thoughts won't go away, all I've been picturing his body draped over the sofa wearing nothing but his hat.
For the record.
Red in the face and arms tied behind his back-

Quit it Heinz
He's your boyfriend but still your nemesis first. And that's all he's going to be tomorrow while you work.

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In the nick of time I was able to finish an -Inator before Perry actually was supposed to come and when he does he lands in my trap of course. I was getting myself coffee and a snack when he did because I actually wasnt expecting him the time he came.
When I walk out of the kitchen I see Perry wrapped in the rope trap I set up for him, but he must have moved before it got his body completely so it tied his arms behind his back and his ankles together and somehow wrapped around his chest. I didn't set the trap up to do that.

As I almost drop my coffee and I quickly turn away while I'm blushing deeply at the thoughts rushing back to my head.

"Krkrkrk?" I hear behind me coming from a certain man.
"No... No I'm not alright- uhm... Find your way out of this like always and you can just go home."

I walk over to the -Inator and press the self destruct button and cover my face when it explodes. I can't handle having Perry around when I'm having these thoughts about him. Breeding him is it?
I can't even look at him, especially when he's tied up like he is now.  I might blow a fuse and do something I know he's not comfortable with.

"Oh yeah and "Curse you Perry the Platypus" or whatever" I mumble as I walk into the kitchen to get away from him. I set my cup down and turn to do something and Perry is right in front of me. Figures he'd get out so quickly.

'is something wrong? You blew up your own invitation.'

Don't give me that sweet, gentle, concerned face Perry, it's going to make me want to spill everything on my mind lately to you.
"I'm fine I'm fine"
I can't help but blush when he's this close and worried about me.

'Heinz don't lie. I know something's wrong. You're fumbling with your lab coat and you're red. Are you sick?? You should have called off today, I would have let you rest
*Crack*
'Or I would have had Linda make you some soup or something to help you feel better."
*Crack*
'Even better I could have come to help take care of you!'
*Crack* *CRACK*

I turn and push Perry into the counter behind me and kiss him. Pulling away and look at him and just stare him in the eyes with a serious face.
"I have so many thoughts running through my head over you but I'm also really fucking mad at you for not spending any alone, not work related time with me" there. I confessed half the things going on!

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Yeah no I'm stopping it here at random before it turns angst then I lose will you write cuz it's too long XD sheets whatever bye