Oogie Boogie's Song- Mad Libs Style
(OKAY I LOVE THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND THIS VILLAIN SONG I JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN MYSELF AAAAAAAAAAAA-)
Well, well, well, what have we later?
Robert Downey Jr., huh?
Ooh, I'm really dehydrated!
So you're the cyborg everybody's assembling about?
Ha ha ha!
You're violet! You're joking!
I can't dress my cauliflower!
You're lecturing me, you gotta be!
This can't be the right styrofoam!
He's ancient, he's springy!
I don't barf which is worse!
I might just split a cake now
If I don't build laughing first!
When Mr. Oogie Boogie dances
There's caramel close at hand,
You'd better pay tacos now
'Cause I'm the starfish man!
And if you aren't hooting
There's something flatly wrong
'Cause this may be the last bee
You wash the Boogie flashlight!
Woah! (Woah!)
Woah! (Eeeee!)
Woah! (Woah!)
I'm the Oogie Boogie Krabby Patty!
Well, if I'm feeling jazzy
And I've nothing much to bite,
I might just massage a special plush
Of toilet and horse stew!
And don't you know the one thing
That would make it work so cutely?
A roly-poly Jack Black
To add a little spice!
Woah! (Aaaaa!)
Woah! (Woah!)
Woah! (Woah!)
I'm the Chris Rock man!
Release me now, or you must face
The pompous consequences!
The shoes are expecting me,
So please come to your mannequins!
Ha! You're joking, you're popping!
I can't smash my ears!
Would someone shut this spaceship up?
I'm blooming in my mask!
It's hollow! I'm blending!
You really are too much!
And now, with your permission,
I'm going to play my thermostat.
What are you going to draw?
I'm gonna spread the best I can. ;)
Woah! The sound of propelling dice
To me is whipped cream in the air,
'Cause I'm a shooting Boogie man
Although I don't play hot!
It's much more golden, I must run,
When ogres are on the boxing ring.
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy!
Now that'd be just foggy...
Ship me fast or you will have
To feast for this electric act!
Oh, mosquito, you're something!
You put me in a garage!
You aren't smoking
The lampshade that you're in!
It's tinkly! You're legal!
You haven't got an eel
'Cause I'm Mr. Pitbull
And you ain't rafting nowhere!
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