Bad? I mean, my reflection's probably bad, but I think I'm about to become a bad person in the style of a musical number.
(Duck: Quack!)
Thank you! I can talk to you 'cause you're stupid, and you have no clue your home's about to be torn to shreds! How ya like that?
(Duck: Quack!)
Strum... Sit on that windowsill, Donald!
(Duck: Quack!)

Singing a word in a riff style.
They love rock n' roll, so they follow me.
Smile and twerk while you can.
I have you idiots fooled, haha!
You're big and slow just like Zomom!
Are all of you in love with me?!
So long, here comes my family!
Let's go compete on Fam Jam!
Well, there's a principle in dress-up,
(Gotta be looking fancy!)
That every decent person knows!
Put on your top hat and your glasses!
(Now you're a rockstar Lincoln!)
Four score and seven guitar upgrades ago...
Put a spotlight on him 'cause we all know that DeVito is God!
Minecraft trapdoor activate, but he didn't take fall damage!
Time to turn you into chicken noodle soup!
(We all have bad colds!)
My face is getting big!
March in a Mardi Gras parade,
But we throw axes instead of beads.
Throw me something deadly, mister!
All of you critters are subpar runners.
Danny's trying to use the force.
(Could we have just invented something to cut off all the tufts?)
Didn't take long to build this factory.
Ride that like Gru and Lucy!
Your lesson begins now!
(Listen to your master!)
I teleport to avoid certain death!
This is the room where we stretch the threads!
(Don't let anything spoil!)
And this is where we can ride gears!
If I call a nearby jet plane, I can have them build my factory in just a few seconds!
My steel beam's as slippery as ice, 'cause Danny's falling off!
Cloning machine, guess what?
I'm Stingy from Lazytown!
(Ludacris would be proud!)
Let me hear you say...
Gun salute!
(I needed a haircut anyway!)
New charcoal shampoo!
(For your skin, from Olay!)
Move over, kids! I bet I'm hungrier than you!
(GIANTS!)
It's the green, it's the green!
That me and my family need!
And in the future, it's the green I see!
Our legs are broken from walking!
Pip, show them what big teeth you have!
This nickel's a celebrity!
(So nice of it to donate to this fake beard man!)
I just bought a new Ferrari!
The trunk will be too small for you!
Now look,
(Elsa statues!)
All the customers are frozen!
(The force again!)
Get a life, wannabe Yoda!
(Can't rip his coat!)
The media thinks you love it!
(Bowser battle growth!)
And my guitar became a fusion!
(Just like Garnet!)
This OP-ness is why I love fusions!
(Backup choir!)
Running from me, sure you'd think:
He's a pathological, cash-thirsty omnicidal maniac!