A talk with a detective!
I was right to immediately go to Tsukauchi because when I arrived, I found him decked out in papers. They all came in while I was walking into the police office as if nothing was wrong. By now I knew where the cameras where and also where they were. This was how I got my way inside without anyone noticing at all.
Police Officer: How are you doing?
Me: Good thanks how about you?
Police Officer: Thanks to you, we have less work to do.
Police Officer 2: You moron had to say that.
Police Officer: What? It is the truth tho.
Me: Haha glad to know that but do you know something about people dissapearing?
Police Officer 3: It's getting worse. It just started this morning. We are getting reports of missing people every 5 minutes.
Me: That bad?
Tsukauchi: Yes and let me guess, you here for that as well.
Me: Tsukauchi! Hewo!
Tsukauchi: Nice to see you again here.
He came over the moment he spotted me and gave me a patted my head too. That detective was really someone else. He was soo nice too. Can't believe I had the police backing me up this much.
Me: Likewise but I hate to say that I came here because of business.
Tsukauchi: Missing people.
Me: Yes.
Tsukauchi: Who are you looking for?
Me: The homeless people of the streets.
Tsukauchi: They are gone?
Me: Yes, who dissapeared else?
Tsukauchi: Some people of the hospital, some of mental asylums, some of other places. They all had one thing in common tho.
Me: Let me guess, the person who took them didn't leave any traces of breaking in...
Tsukauchi: Yes.
Me: Teleportation.
Tsukauchi: We think so.
Me: And here comes the but.
Tsukauchi: *sigh* You are really impatient today.
Me: A bit. I mean I knew them on a personal level.
Tsukauchi: Understandable then..
Me: So what's the problem?
Tsukauchi: We checked the people who could be suspects and have teleportation quirk but there were none.
Me: How about the people with that quirk. Can't be that many right?
Tsukauchi: Haha funny but there are actually quite a few but the problem is that there are none in this district.
Me: Strange. Any villain?
Tsukauchi: None that we know off.
Me: Anyone who died having that quirk?
Tsukauchi: You think someone might have faked their death?
Me: Or was taken way earlier then the people now.
Tsukauchi: Shit.
Me: So what you got?
Tsukauchi: Here look at all these damn papers. I could drown in them.
Me: So these are all reported missing, right?
Tsukauchi: Yes.
Me: Only from today?
Tsukauchi: Yes. We didn't thought to check the past incidences.
Me: Damn....
The whole room was filled with papers and only now I started to feel a bit sympathy for the poor old man. He was definitelly overworking today and he needed some coffee too. Not only that but the amount of homeless people that just vanished is astonishing and then add up a lot more people. That was too big of a number. Now I was really questioning where they hid them all.
Me: Say, is there any abandoned facility big enough for this amoung of people?
Tsukauchi: None. It's driving me crazy. We already tried searching outside this district and city but there is none that we know about.
What could be large and abandoned?
A faclity...
A school...
A warehouse...
A ship?
No, we are not that close to a sea port.
Maybe a train then?
It's rather narrow inside a trainer. All these people won't fit there.
Me: A bunker?
Tsukauchi: Pardon?
Me: Huh? Did I say something aloud?
Tsukauchi: Yes.
Me: Sorry. I was just thinking.
Tsukauchi: But you said bunker, right?
Me: Yeah... is there any around?
Tsukauchi: Good question. I know about the safety bunkers in case of emergency.
Me: Abandoned?
Tsukauhci: Have to contact the military for that.
Me: But what if they are not there?
Tsukauchi: Don't think like that Parallax. They have to be somewhere after all.
Me: Should I ask Nezu?
Tsukauchi: That rat? Wait don't tell me he knows about you.
Me: Yeah... about that.
Tsukauchi: HOW!
Me: Well... I picked him up and wanted to keep him.
Tsukauchi: You picked up Nezu?
Me: Yup.
Tsukauchi: Where the fuck did you pick up a devil like him?
Me: The streets. He got mugged oh and he was naked so I thought he was a pet chimera.
Tsukauchi: *sigh*
Me: Come on! A pet chimera is cool.
Tsukauchi: Kid... Nezu is the only chimera around.
Me: Oh and how should I known that?
Tsukauchi: Good point but didn't Sho and Zashi tell you about it?
Me: They tried, I didn't listen and ended up having Nezu stuck in an All Might onesy for a day.
Tsukauchi: Pfffff-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: Breathe detective. I don't want to kill a person because of laugher.
Tsukauchi: HAHAHAHAHA I can't... you dressed hahahahaha
Me: Yes, I dressed him up in an onesy. You can get the pic from my papa.
Tsukauchi: This is freaking gold hahahahahaha
Me: Ahm can we get back to the point here please?
Tsukauchi: Sorry, ahahahahaha give me a min.
All of the sudden Sansa came in and saw Tsukauchi laughing like crazy. That man was basically on the floor laughing like a maniac and holding his stimach too.
Sansa: What's with him, nya?
Me: I told him I dressed Nezu in an onesie.
Sansa: Pfff for real, nya?
Me: Yes. I am not joking.
And there went the the second police officer down on the ground lauging as if there was no tomorrow. Honestly this was starting to get ridiculous and if that wasn't it then the disclaimer Sansa did was more than enough.
Sansa: GUYS, NYA! LISTEN TO THIS, NYA! NEZU WAS WEAING AN ONESIE, NYA!
After that disclaimer, I could only hear wheezing and laughing.
Me: Oh boy... seriously now? Come on Tsuki tell them to stop.
Tsukauchi: HAHAHAHA this is the best thing of the year hahahahahaha
Me: Come on, please.
Tsukauchi: Pfff- haha aham... okay...
Me: Better?
Tsukauchi: HAHAHA nope.
There was really nothing I could do so I decided to pick up some files and leave. These crack heads were currently all laughing like crazy and I couldn't stop them. So going home was the best solusion after all and I started regretting telling that to him.
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