A/N: Time to get a five year old off her favorite thing in the world.

Ever since the day she was born, Natalie has used a pacifier, or as she likes to call it "Nummy." Dipper and Pacifica thought she would stop using it when she turned 3, then she turned 4 and still uses it, now she is fives years old and still sucks on the plastic and silicone teat, she's basically their Maggie Simpson.

Right now Pacifica is reading a parenting book on the couch drinking a cup of coffee.

"Oh so that's what boogers are made of," said Pacifica, "Make sense."

Just then Natalie comes in with her pacifier in her mouth.

"Natalie we need to talk," said Pacifica.

Natalie then walks toward her mom. She then takes her pacifier out of her mouth.

"What is it mommy?" Natalie asked.

Pacifica takes a deep breath.

"It's about Nummy," said Pacifica.

Natalie raised an eyebrow.

"Look when a child gets to certain age where they outgrow the items that bring comfort to them," said Pacifica.

"Is this about Noah's blankie?" Natalie asked.

"He said he hasn't used that as a blankie since you started potty training," said Pacifica, "But I know he's lying, but no I think its about time you let go of Nummy."

Natalie's eyes grew in disbelief, she then runs away screaming into her room locking the door behind her.

"Don't worry Nummy, I won't let mommy take you away from me," said Natalie.

Natalie starts sucking on the pacifier smiling.

"You do realize I can pay Hannah and Abby to hide in the closet to snatch nummy from you," said Pacifica.

"Yeah right," said Natalie.

Just then Hannah and Abby pop out the closet, Hannah grabs Natalie by the stomach and Abby takes the pacifier out of her mouth. Abby unlocks the door and give Pacifica the pacifier.

"NUMMY!" said Natalie.

"Sorry Natalie it's for your own good," said Pacifica.

Pacifica runs into the master bedroom and drops the pacifier into a drawer and lock it.

"Okay this is a test, if you can last until midnight without Nummy you can have it back," said Pacifica, "Got it?"

Natalie starts pouting.

"Fine," said Natalie.

One hour later:

Natalie is sitting in the fetal position in the TV room.

"Nummy, Nummy, Nummy," said Natalie.

"Man I haven't seen her this upset since they cancelled Princess Sugarheart," said Dipper.

"That show was just a ripoff of Shimmery Twinkleheart anyway," said Mabel.

5 hours later:

"Is it midnight yet?" Natalie asked.

"No," replied Noah.

"Is it midnight yet?" Natalie asked.

"No," replied Noah.

"Is it midnight yet?" Natalie asked.

"No," replied Noah.

"Is it midnight yet?" Natalie asked.

"What part of no don't you get?" Noah asked.

So much later that the old writer got tired of waiting and they had to hired a new one:

*Ding Duong Ding Dong*

"Okay she survived," said Pacifica.

Pacifica unlocks the drawer and grabs the pacifier up.

Pacifica walks to the girl bedroom to see Hannah and Abby sleeping and Natalie shivering.

"Natalie come here," said Pacifica.

Natalie looks up to see her pacifier.

"NUMMY!" said Natalie.

Natalie runs up, grabs the pacifier and place it into her mouth, only for a second later to spit it out.

"I'm done with this," said Natalie.

Natalie hops back into her bed and falls asleep.

"I knew that would work," said Pacifica.

A/N: How to get over a pacifier addiction by Pacifica Northwest-Pines. Okay see you next time.