(A/N : Hey guys, this is gonna be an Author's P.O.V. So, get ready for annoying comments from yours truly! Enjoy reading!)

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It was a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping and Shope was preparing a picnic on the park.

"It's perfect" Shope smiled and took out food out of her basket. "A nice, quite picnic where i could quitely snack and get even smarter!" Shope took out a sandwich and book.

She looked at the Freaking 4th wall!

Not only did Kevin and (Y/N) break the 4th wall but Shope done it as well! Great job, Shope! Now, we need duck tape.

Anyway, she saw a dog barked at her and basically eat all of her snacks and ruined her picnic in a flash like......Flash. The dog walked away eating the sandwich she just hold.

Shope turned irritated and basically yelled, "PERSIMMON!"

Oh, the dog now called Persimmon didn't bother just one person. Oh no, he bothered someone else.

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Tyler was at his basement, clearly busy playing a video game and Persimmon who looked over at Tyler's basement small window which i just finally realized that there is one in the first place.

"Yes!" Tyler said, excitedly. "I'm finally going to beat the last and toughest boss ever!"

Persimmon smirked and barked which Tyler got distracted and almost dropped his controller but he luckily catches it only for the game-

"Mission failed! Game over and all your data is erased"

Tyler's jaw dropped and he screamed, "PERSIMMON!"

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Kevin was playing his football alone. Perks on not having any friends, am i right?

Anyway, he's just basically throwing and catching the balls himself, He hugged his football and said, "I love my new football!" He was about to throw it only for Persimmon to came out of nowhere and grabbed his ball with his mouth. Kevin gasped, "Don't. You. Even!" Persimmon smirked, basically bit the ball only for it to deflate it and ate it. He then chased Persimmon, "PERSIMMON!" Only for him to run away from him.

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(Y/N) was anxiously watching a news about Justin Laboy going to prison because he sells medical drug in a bad way on a school building but from the articles she red. Justin was just trying to impress his crush to get her drugs which she ASKED him to who turned out to be an undercover cop impersonating as a girl named Naomi Rodrigez.

I can't believe i just wrote medical drugs instead of dru-

She actually found out about this when her uncle talked about it at dinner yesterday and she's been curious ever since. She couldn't sleep because of how she wanted to help that guy and he's innocent! Even, her uncle and aunt agreed with it!

So, now meet (Y/N) who's wearing blue dragon pajamas with Apple juice on her hand to keep her up at night and popcorn beside her. She has bags under her eyes and felt like she could sleep any second.

Now, she's watching the court and she wanted to know what is the undercover cop's real name. They never told the Cop's real name and (Y/N) clearly wanted to know who ruined this teenager's life.

She was about to get her answer only for Persimmon to look at her from the window and barked which she can't hear what her name was.

After Persimmon stopped barking, (Y/N) smiled when she finally can hear the TV only for the court ended with Justin going to jail for 3 years.

(Y/N) stood there with her eyes widened and her jaw dropped. 'The dog barked throughout the whole court?! What? WHAT?! Now, i don't know who the Fuck! Naomi's real name is!'

She looked at the dog with anger in her eyes, "Fuck you PERMISSION!" She realized what she said. "Permiss-" She gave up thinking what the dog's real name is. "Whatever, i'm calling you Akuma because you're a devil and your real name is complicated!"

Persimmon just smirked and walked away.

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Roach walked outside while closing the front door behind him.

Roach sighed happily, "What a nice day to go for a nice walk which i shall star- Oh my-" Roach falls into a hole. He looked up to see Persimmon digging holes on Roach's front yard.

Persimmon jumped and throws dirt at Roach, ignoring Roach's complaining. After Persimmon finally finished, he walked away.

"That is so uncool" Roach raised from the dirt.

Tyler came out of nowhere, "That's it! Stop that dog!" Tyler chased Persimmon with Shope and Kevin following behind and (Y/N) dragged Roach with him.

"Wow, Roach" (Y/N) said. "Did you just got raised from the undead?"

"What about you, Night owl?"

"That wasn't actually bad" (Y/N) shrugged. "But you still need to learn"

They all chased Persimmon only for them to scream and Persimmon chased them.

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The noobs ran towards Mem and Zen who's on a chair with their battle ball charged into the chair and Kira sitting on the sofa, sipping her coffee.

"You've gotta stop it!" Tyler yelled. "And you've gotta stop it now!"

"No" Zen flat out said. "We can't"

"We've been begging for new battle suits upgrade" Mem said. "And we're almost fully downloading"

"You don't need a battle suit upgrade Kira?" Shope looked at Kira.

"No" Kira shook her head. "The last time i had a battle suit upgrade didn't go so well"

(Y/N) looked at her flashback and immediately blushed, "I don't think i want to know more"

"Anyway, when you get them," Kevin pointed at Mem and Zen. "You can crush anything right?"

After a few seconds of silence.

"Battle suit upgrade complete"

Mem and Zen stood up.

"After some proper testing, yes" Zen said. "Now, what do you need us to stop?"

"The virus?"

"The Government?"

"My Uncle and Aunt worked in the Government" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"Your point?"

(Y/N) sweat dropped.

"Worst!" Shope glared. "Persimmon!"

"huh, so that's his name" (Y/N) mumbled.

"What's a Persimmon?" Zen asked.

"He's more vicious than the vicious virus in the universe"

"Ok, that's dramatic" (Y/N) said. "He's more like Cerberus, the dog who guards the underworld"

"But he doesn't have three heads" Roach pointed out.

(Y/N) shrugged in reply, "He also reminds me of the demon cat"

"Which we seriously need to kill" Kevin pointed.

"For the last time, we're not killing the damn cat!"

"We can make it like an accident" (Y/N) shrugged.

Kevin evilly grin while Tyler looked betrayed.

"(Y/N), i thought you were on my side!"

"Welcome to the dark side, (Y/N)"

"Please, i've always been in the dark side"

"Ok, we're talking about a demon dog here" Shope said. "Not a cat"

"Yup, but we all agree that those two are demons"

The noobs nodded while the alien mentors looked more confused.

"Anyway, he's always hungry, always off the leash" Roach said. "And treats everything in our street like a personal chew toy" Roach bites aggressively while the noobs winced on the reminder of Persimmon chewing everything.

"Wait, you want us to stop a dog?" Mem asked.

Zen sighed, "We are trap on this planet to train you to stop the virus"

Kira eyes widened, "Wait, you want us to stop a dog?"

The noobs nodded.

Kira laughed for a little and stopped, "Nope!"

(Y/N) looked at Kira in amusement, "Kira, are you afraid of-"

Suddenly, alarms were blaring and XR4TI announced, "A virus meteor has been detected entering E9-42"

"Yeah well before we stop that" Kevin crossed his arms. "We have to stop Persimmon"

"I mean, we can stop the dog after we defeat the virus" (Y/N) shrugged.

"Puh-lease" Mem said. "How bad can a dog be?"

They all heard barking from outside and dirt flying towards them.

"Hey, i worked hard on cleaning the floors!" Kira pointed at the dirt at their living room floor.

"What the heck is that?!" Mem screamed.

Mem, Zen and Kira walked out to see Mem's flower bed was destroyed.

Mem gasped, "My petunias! They're gone!"

They turned to see their car had holes and bite marks.

"And the Bob-Adira-Rob mobile!" Zen said. "Has been chewed"

I love how Zen said chewed.

Tyler gasped, "It even eats metal"

"What is he?" (Y/N) asked. "A goat?"

Persimmon barked at Mem and Zen and their armors quickly turned into balls.

"Is that one of the upgrade?" Roach asked.

"It's the protection bouncing shield"

(Y/N) covered her mouth and snickered, "I guess they really do have big balls"

"When it senses fear, it automatically inflates an-"

Zen didn't get to finish his sentence because of a certain dog push them which caused them to bounce everywhere.

"Why does it look so fun?" Kevin pointed at them.

'That's what i was thinking?!' (Y/N) smiled.

"Haha Nope! Nope! Nope!" Kira immediately ran inside.

"Wha-" (Y/N) looked at her mentor in shock. "Kira, you coward!"

"So, do you think the suit update good or-"

The noobs jumped when they heard Persimmon barked at them.

"Okay" Shope sighed. "But the first thing to handle the Neighborhood's disturbance is to discuss it directly to the pet owner"

Persimmon barked at the noobs on the branch and the noobs jumped in surprised. How the hell did he get to the branch anyway?!

The noobs landed on the ground harshly.

"He's done right?"

Persimmon barked again which the noobs screamed and ran away.

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"I don't know what you're talking about" The owner said. "Persimmon is just the sweetest little thing!"

(Y/N) blinked and sarcastically thought, 'Tell that to the other neighbours. I'm sure they'll believe you'

The noobs decided to complain it to the women who owns Persimmon.

"Sorry Ma'am" Kevin said. "But your dog might be a spawn of the dark lord"

"Or Cerberus brother" (Y/N) pointed.

"Oh dear, he wouldn't hurt a fly" The owner said and Persimmon came. The noobs were stiffened at the sight of Persimmon being polite? "Persimmon, sit" He sit. "Down" He did as he was told. "Now, smile" He smiled like an angel.

'Damn, that dog has better acting skills than me' (Y/N) thought.

"Oh he's so good" The owner patted his head. "I'm glad we had this chat" She closed the door.

The noobs looked at the window to see Persimmon smirking evilly.

"Of course, he knows that this means war" Tyler smirked.

"And battle ball" The noobs took out their battle ball.

"But i don't think we should show our battle balls too much like last time" (Y/N) quickly thrust her battle ball to her chest and her normal attire changed into the super suit. She didn't want them to make the same mistake with the Emmas. Even though, the Emmas promised to keep it quite doesn't mean she actually trust the three girls. If only, they erased the Emmas memories.

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The noobs in their super suits landed safely on the ground to see Persimmon chewing on a blue bike.

"Evil dog!" Roach pointed at Persimmon. "No longer will you terrorize this street and eat bikes!"

"Yeah!" Kevin said. "Wait, that's my bike!"

"The one where you got from (Y/N)?" Tyler asked

"Ya!"

"I ain't buying you no more bikes, Kevin" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"How about a-"

"No"

"It was worth to try" Kevin sighed.

"Maybe i could find clues of his behavior with my mind reading powers" Tyler red his mind. "Ohh, here it comes"

"Well, what are his thoughts?" Shope asked.

"Dog stuff?" (Y/N) guessed.

"Sausages....chew, bite....chew, bite....meat...eat...flees" Persimmon scratched his back. "Lick myself" Persimmon licked himself.

"Well, that didn't help"

Out of nowhere, Mem and Zen landed in front of the noobs with rocket boots.

"Nice entrance" (Y/N) commented.

"Noobs" Zen said. "We have return with more suit upgrade!"

"That will blow little Persimmon to the doggy pound to the sky!"

Wait what? So, Mem is saying that he'll send Persimmon to the sky? He could of said that.

Mem and Zen aimed a blaster on Persimmon only for the noobs to block their way.

"No!"

Mem and Zen lowered their blasters.

"What?"

"You can't just blast him into ashes" (Y/N) said.

"Why not?"

"He's just a dog that has sausage in the brain" Shope said. "We gotta try to tame him"

"But that dog is evil" He pointed at Persimmon.

"Told you that name was too dramatic" I looked at Shope.

"You just called him the guards of hell or Cerberus brother an hour ago"

"Your point?"

Shope sighed.

Persimmon bit Zen's battle ball which caused him to fly with his new space suit.

"See!" Zen yelled.

"What was that?" Kevin pointed at the sky and Persimmon landed on the ground harshly.

"Oh, our battle balls can transform into space suits!" Persimmon bit Mem's battle ball which caused him to fly with his new space suit. "See!"

"That sounds fun" Kevin commented.

"I know right?" (Y/N) smiled.

The noobs heard a loud crash and a bark. Persimmon is still alive.

"It's still alive"

"How though?"

The noobs shrugged in reply.

"But let us hope that we learned a valuable lesson and will no longer destroy our neighborhood"

"Such royalty" (Y/N) snickered

"And such Unlady-like"

(Y/N) scoffed but chuckled, "Not bad, Roach"

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Two kids were playing at a sand box while laughing until Persimmon came and barked at them which they screamed and ran away and Persimmon smirked.

Poor kids, must have been traumatized of him. I could relate.

There is this one time where a dog tried to bite my bu-

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A lady was tending the flowers on the ground with a sign that said : Do not eat the flowers until Persimmon barking at her and eating the sign and flowers.

The lady frowned and sighed.

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An old man was walking happily with his walking stick until Persimmon came out of nowhere and barked at him which he fall back to the ground and he couldn't get up.

"Oh dear"

Persimmon walked away.

Poor old man.

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They were looking at Persimmon. Persimmon was walking back and forth while looking at the noobs with mischievous look. The same mischievous looks when Kevin and Levi decided to ditch school.

"Ok, time for plan B" Kevin smirked and the rest joined in. "I become a big furry dog and scare Persimmon!"

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A big Kevin the pug walked towards Persimmon, "Bark, bark, bark, bark" Kevin growled. "This is my mean bark. Fear me dog and stop your evil ways or i will-" Kevin stopped talking when Persimmon ignored him and walked under him.

"Nice speech dude" (Y/N) deadpanned.

"I'd like to see you talking to that dog"

"Well, a rat barely understands me when i threatened to kill it" (Y/N) said. "So, i don't think a dog will"

"Plan B failed?"

"Well, wait for plan C" Kevin smirked. "'Cause i'll become the cutest dog in the world"

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Persimmon was walking through the streets until he heard a-

"Bark" Persimmon looked at Kevin who is now a pink poodle. "I'm a gorgeous dog and if you want to play with me. You must behave yourself and not terrorize our streets." Kevin blinked. "Will you do that for me?"

(Y/N) covered a snicker, "Is he trying to flirt or-"

Persimmon smirked and Kevin thought that he likes him only for Persimmon to scratch his back for flees.

The noobs walked towards to Kevin.

"How can you resist this?" Kevin pointed at his poodle self. "Dude, i am gorgeous!"

Out of nowhere, four dogs with looking at Kevin the poodle with loving eyes.

Tyler whispered, "Don't let them catch you"

Kevin quickly ran with four dogs chasing him.

(Y/N) waved him good-bye with a handkerchief, "Tell us about the date! And let me be the flower girl!"

"Wait! Catch dogs!" Shope said. "Dog catcher! That's it!"

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Persimmon was digging a hole at (L/N)'s front yard. The noobs landed on the other side and (Y/N) eyes widened when she saw what Persimmon did.

"What?! I worked hard on mowing the lawn!" (Y/N) yelled. "Fuck you Persimmon!"

"Magnetic powers go!" Shope uses her magnetic powers to catch Persimmon's collar. "Uh-oh, there is a dog in the neighborhood without a collar!"

The dog catcher truck came and the man took Persimmon with his catch net and put him on the truck. The truck drove off.

The noobs smirked at their victory, "It worked!" only for the truck to crash and somehow Persimmon is still alive.

"This can't be happening" Shope said.

Persimmon walked out and the truck explode like a freaking boss.

"Damn, what a cool scene i'm seeing" (Y/N) looked at Persimmon who's still walking away. "Didn't know Persimmon could be such a bad@$$"

"He's unstoppable" Kevin screamed and ran away from the 4 dogs.

Kira walked towards to the noobs, "It's gone right?"

"He made a cool exit when the dog catcher truck exploded" (Y/N) answered.

"Great!" Kira said. "That means he's still around trying to kill me!"

Mem and Zen landed on the ground safely.

"Ok, we're done fooling around with this dog!"

"If it ever get infected by the virus, it would destroy the earth!" Zen said. "And possible the whole universe!"

"Welp, we're doomed" Kira said. "Let's try to go home and sleep while we can!"

(Y/N) caught her mentor, "No! No one's going anywhere"

"That's right" Tyler said. "The dog can never come in contact with the virus!"

And a Virus landed in front of Persimmon.

"You spoke to soon" (Y/N) pointed at Persimmon which he looked at it curiously.

Kevin who is now human walked towards to his friends, "Ok, i can't believe that just happen" Kevin pointed at Persimmon.

Persimmon sniffed the virus.

"We can't let it affect him"

Then do something other than standing there!

Too late, Persimmon already ate the virus and Persimmon eyes widened.

"Battle ball and Battle ball upgrade mode go!"

As the noobs posed. Kira, Mem and Zen turned into huge giants.

"Wow, those are big upgrades"

"Damn" (Y/N) looked at her mentors in amazement.

"Get ready for a battle of our lives!" Tyler smirked.

Persimmon stayed still and did nothing. He didn't bite, chew, bark, disturb, attack, destroy or anything Persimmon usually do. He just stare....like a freaking doll.

His eyes are red now instead of his usual black.

The noobs and the alien mentors were confused.

"It's not moving"

"Or attacking"

Mem, Zen and Kira turned into regular size, "It's not even barking!"

~At the Galacticus in (Y/N)'s P.O.V~

We scanned Persimmon in a machine thingy. I still don't know the name of that machine.

"It seems the earth K9 has ingested the rare Lethargy Virus"

"Umm, what is that?"

"It's a virus that turns his host so lethargic and so lazy that their world collapses from not being maintained or cared for"

"So, what do we do?" Shope asked.

"The only thing to do" Zen said. "Use our last battle suit upgrade"

"Blaster suits"

Mem and Zen had a bunch of blasters on their armors.

"Wait" Tyler said. "What if you can upgrade the extractors too"

"Come again?"

I see what's his getting at. I walked towards Meme, Zen and Kira. "Is it possible to make a virus stray not contagious. So, it can't spread but can stay in one infected earthling"

"Like a dog earthling"

"It's never been done before"

"So, it's possible!"

"Keeping a virus alive on the planet?" Kira asked. "You do know what this means?"

"A happier neighborhood?"

*Third P.O.V*

Two kids are playing at the sand box with Persimmon sitting there doing nothing.

A boy put sand on top of Persimmon's head and he didn't bother to stop him.

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A lady was tending her garden with Persimmon standing there, not eating the flowers or eating the sign.

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An old man walked pass by Persimmon who didn't do anything.

"What a good boy"

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Shope had set a picnic table with all of the food outside and Persimmon standing there, doing nothing.

"Ah finally!" Shope took out a book. "I could have a nice picnic and get smart" Only for the boys, Mem and Zen to came out of nowhere and ate her food.

The boys were making a mess and Shope sighed. She walked towards Kira and (Y/N).

"I save you a sandwich" (Y/N) gave her the sandwich.

Shope sighed, "Thanks" She ate the sandwich.