Noob it or Lose it

The noobs were in front of the Game hole and they are waiting for the shop to open.

"It's a true revolution in platform gaming." Tyler smiled.

"A game version that adds more levels, more mayhem..."

"And one German word."

As a sign named 'Uber Trash Brothers' puts on top of the Game Hole.

"Uber Trash Brothers!" The noobs cheered.

"And I'm gonna trash all you losers! 'Cause I'm the best at the Trash Brothers." Kevin said

"Oh honey please. If I wasted as much time playing games as you, it'd be no contest." (Y/N) crossed her arms.

"Ha! I laugh at you! Haha! I laugh again!" Kevin puts an arm around (Y/N)'s shoulder.

Then Tyler puts his arms around (Y/N)'s and Kevin's shoulder.

"Okay. We will settle this on the screen." Tyler said. "Because Stacy is about to open, and nobody is in line."

Stacy open the game story and suddenly they were a bunch of people were already in line.

"I just blink and there's already a line!" (Y/N) gestured towards the line.

"Ah!" Kevin said. "The line goes all the way around the block and they're gonna sell out!"

"Don't panic. Because we are smart." Tyler said. "We each gave the Roach five dollars to pre-order and reserve a copy." Roach started to whimper. "What did you do?"

*Flashback*

"Pre-order the game. Pre-order the game. Pre-order the game." Roach chanted until he found a poster.

"'New Squirtastic Squirt Gum that squirts when you chew it'?!" Roach reads on the poster and went in the shop to buy some.

*Flashback ended*

"You bought $20 worth of squirt gum?!" Tyler practically screamed.

"Maybe." He took out squirt gum from his pocket. "And what were you thinking giving me $2p cash?"

"He's right" Shope sh rugged.

"He is right." (Y/N) said. "But we all know that Roach could be forgetful sometimes and at least he bought gum for all of us?"

Roach nervously smiled and nodded.

Tyler sighed, "I know he's right."

'Now, i can't stay mad because of her'

"But now we must find a way to get that Uber Smash Brothers game before it sells out, so I say... go battle ball!" Kevin shows his battle ball, then he nervously look at Tyler, Shope and (Y/N). "Uh, aren't you gonna shout at me to 'Put that away' or 'We can't use battle balls for personal gain.'?"

"We're thinking."

~~~~~

Mem and Zen was reading a newspaper while Kira was reading (Y/N)'s notebook, peacefully at their house.

"I sensed danger!" Kira jolted up.

"And i sensed a ripple in the Noob-o-sphere."

"XR4Ti, current Noob location, now."

"Current location is an entertainment store at the corner of 3rd and Main." XR4TI exclaimed.

"They're at the Game Hole!"

"Where nothing good and only danger happens." Mem but his lip.

"Quick!" Kira said. "In Bob, Rob and Adira forms!"

They all transforms into human forms.

"Now, to the Bob-Adira-and-Rob mobile!" Zen/Rob gestured towards their car.

~~~~~

Mem/Bob and Zen/Rob were at the front while Kira/Adira was at the backseat.

"Okay, where's the thrust engage and quantum boosters?" Mem/Bob looked around the gear.

"Don't look at me," Zen said. "I don't know how to drive the Bob-Adira-and-Rob mobile."

"Maybe, i'll drive" Kita went to the front seat.

~~~~~

Tyler was looking inside the store with his binoculars.

"Well?" Shope looked at Tyler.

"I estimate fifty copies left," Tyler said. "But seventy-five Uber game lovers still in line."

"I feel bad." Roach pouted. "Who wants squirt gum?"

"Me!" (Y/N) ate one of the squirt gum. "Ok, this is good" She chews the gum.

"We don't need squirt gum!" Kevin said. "We need to get to the front of that line!"

"I just wanna go on record in saying that we should never use our battle balls for personal gain, but I'm just saying that." Tyler said. "I'm not actually telling you what to do."

"Then watch as a bear gets loose in Cornbury and everybody in line runs away!" Kevin transformed into a bear.

"Don't you think they're gonna be confused on why a bear is on the middle of the streets?"

He tries to walk on the street but he got hit by a bus which made Kevin screams

"That might've been his worst plan ever." Roach commented.

"I agree" (Y/N) nodded. "Well, kids. Now, you've learned your lesson. Look both ways when you walk on the zebra cross and watch out for grizzly bears 'cuz you never know that they might scare you or on this case, get hit by a bus."

"Which is why you never leave a boy to do a girl's job. Because nothing gets people running from a line for some video game like a... Shopequake!" Shope made an earthquake which made a hole to the ground. "Oops."

Roach, Shope, (Y/N) and Tyler screams. They all fell down to the ground.

"You want gum now?"

"We don't want gum!" Tyler practically screamed.

Kevin the bear suddenly came by, being dizzy. "Oh, I'm okay. I just got a little bit hit by a-"he falls to the ground and screams landing on top of (Y/N).

"That hurts!" (Y/N) grunted in pain.

"I'm sorry!"

~~~~~

"It says 'to operate the automobile, put it in 'D''." Kira/Adira red with Zen/Rob holds the book for her.

"Why would anyone want to D?" Zen/Rob asked, confusingly.

"Maybe we should try "R" for ride." Mem/Bob suggested.

"That's it!" Zen/Rob said. "Put the Rob-Adira-and-Bobmobile in 'R'!"

"All right!" Kira/Adira pulls the lever to R which causes them ride backwards and it crashed their garage.

"Okay, now let's try 'D', for don't put it in 'R'" Kira pulls the lever to D which causes the car to go forward but faster and they crashed to another house's garage.

"'D'" Zen said. "It's definitely 'D'."

~~~~~

Shope was fixing the ground and sighing,

"So, Plan Shopequaking and a bear didn't work, so..." (Y/N) crossed her arms.

"It's time we cut in line!" Kevin said, then pointer at Tyler. "And by 'we', I mean you."

"Cutting in line is rude." Shope commented.

"But this is war." Tyler said. "And sometimes, you gotta fight for what's right."

"Good luck."

"Now, I just wait for the right moment when no one is paying attention and... now!" Tyler teleports in front of the guy who is calling on the phone.

The four noobs use their battle balls as binoculars.

"He made it! Tyler's in line..."

"Now the guy sees him..."

"He looks confused..."

"Tyler looks nervous... Everyone looks... angry." Roach continued, the crowd started shouting and the guy throws Tyler to the street light.

"Want some gum now?"

"I don't want gum!" Tyler practically screamed, he stopped when he noticed (Y/N) with a dark aura behind her.

"So that guy thinks that throwing a friend of mine to the street light is fine! Then i'll show him how it feels!" (Y/N) started to march over the guy only to be stopped by Kevin who carries her over his shoulder. "Let me go! I need to beat some sense into him!"

"Dude! Don't be so extreme! You can't kill him!" Kevin continued to try to calm (Y/N) down while still carrying her.

~~~~~~

Kira/Adira was casually riding the car like nothing ever happens except the car is a total wreck but somehow still work.

They were all listening to the radio.

"Yes, it looks like a lovely day in Cornbury." Radio host said. "The sun is out and no warnings to report."

"Which means the Noobs have not gotten into trouble yet" Zen/Rob looked at the two.

"And we can still stop any potential disaster." Mem/Bob smiled.

"And I got 'em in my sight." Kira smiled, "Now, how do you stop the Bob-Adira-and-Rob mobile?"

They all scream and crashed to the truck.

"That stopped it."

The truck drives off with the Bob-Adira-Rob mobile on too of it.

~~~~~

"Is that Kira, Mem and Zen?" (Y/N) asked, still being carried by Kevin as they all shrugged in reply. "Can i get down now?"

"Are you still thinking about killing him?"

(Y/N) shook her head as a no and Kevin puts her down.

"If we could only get someone on the inside to get us a game." Tyler said. "But who?"

They looked at Stacy who is on her break and went outside to eat. The noobs ran towards to Stacy.

"Hey, Stacy, who works at the Game Hole and who can totally get us a game!" Kevin greeted. "What's up?"

"Hey, gang. And leave me alone with my chili and garlic chips. I'm on a break." Stacy took a bite of the chips.

"We'll leave you alone if you save us a copy of Uber Trash Brothers." Tyler smiled.

"No."

"Why not?!" (Y/N) crowded.

"That last game ruined my life." Stacy said. "Days and nights when I should've been studying, I instead tried to conquer every level and Gowser, the ultimate trash brother."

"Ok, wow" (Y/N) said. "We actually just wanted the game. Not a description on what we were gonna do"

"What?!" Shope asked. "But you've been selling it all day!"

"Look, part of me actually likes you guys, so don't be like me. Haunted by Gowser's might and the fact that he and that game are the reason I go to community college." Stacy said. "It's not a game, it's a nightmare."

The noobs walked away, not wanting to hear more edgy speeches.

"Aww, we're never gonna get that game!" Kevin crowded.

"Now do you want some gum?" Roach taking out multiple gums with one gum glowing.

"For the last time, we don't want any gum!" Kevin three the gums away as (Y/N) looked at the thrown away gum in sadness which Kevin noticed. "I'll buy you new ones" (Y/N) smiled and nodded. "Wait. Was one of those pieces glowing?"

"We're toast!" (Y/N) face palmed.

"Whoa. Breath is smelling bad. Huh. Cool squirt gum from the heavens is good." Stacy chew the glowing gum.

The Noobs started various exclamations to Stacy, as she started retching, shudder.

"Okay. Weird aftertaste." Stacy started to growl and she turned into a beast.

"Uh, why did Stacy turn into a Gowser-like beast from the game?" Kevin pointed at Stacy.

"Because of her obsession with the Trash Brothers game, perhaps the virus simply transformed her into her worst nightmare in order to create the most vicious virus-spreading beast." Roach smiled innocently.

"Yep. That's it." Shope deadpanned.

Stacy roars and stomps in front of the Game Hole.

"Look, it's Goose from the game! What a crazy promotional!" A kid cheered, Stacy breaths out a fire which made people scream and ran away.

"Run!"

"Okay." Tyler said. "The line cleared out."

"Now we just have to clear the virus out of Stacy." Roach smiled.

"Then it's time to go Super Noobs!"

They thrust their battle balls to their chest and their attires change into super suits.

"It's time to stop..."

Stacy punched them which (Y/N) blocked, protecting the noobs with her battle ball shield.

"Wait, we can do that?!" Kevin pointed at the shield.

"Mem said that we could do anything if we put our mind and battle ball to it" (Y/N) smirked, she pushed her shield which causes the beast to stand back. "So, I did"

~~~~~

"Okay, now just back the cars down slowly." The cars salesman waved.

Kira/Adira back the Bob-Adira-and-Rob car firstly.

"Again, a huge beast is wreaking havoc downtown!" Radio host said. "Residence are warned to stay away from the area!"

"I told you the Game Hole was a dangerous place!" Zen/Rob practically screamed.

"Well, we'll be there in no time, 'cause it's time for the Rob-Adira-and-Bobmobile to..." Kira smirked. "Go Earth highway mode!"

~~~~~

They got stuck in traffic.

"Sometimes I really think this planet isn't worth saving." Mem/Bob sighed

~~~~~

Stacy was on top of the building, roaring.

"Okay." Kevin said. "We have a big problem!"

"That giant Stacy/Gowser beast is on the roof of the Game Hole" Roach said. "And the police and S.W.A.T. teams will be here any minute to destroy her?"

"That's bad!" (Y/N) sighed.

"Umm, that, and the other workers in the store took off!" Kevin said. "So we need to get Stacy back to normal in order to buy the game!" (Y/N) glared at Kevin. "And also, to save Stacy"

"Then I guess it's time we get in the game." Tyler teleported the noobs to the balcony.

~~~~~

Tyler : 100%
Shope : 100%
(Y/N) : 100%
Kevin : 100%
Roach : 100%
Beast : 100%

"Holy shit, are we in the game?"

"Don't break the 4th wall, (Y/N)"

"Okay. It's time to prove I rock at this game, 'cause I go kangaroo mode!" Kevin transforms into a kangaroo and jumps towards the Stacy/Beast. Kevin was in front of Stacy until he realized he doesn't have a plan. "Oh. I got the jumping part down, I'm just... not... sure how to defeat you. Heheh."

Stacy growls and punched him to the sky which he screams.

Tyler : 100%
Shope : 100%
(Y/N) : 100%
Kevin : 50%
Roach : 100%
Beast : 100%

Stacy throws fire which the noobs dodged and grunts.

"Looks like it's time for me to take her down with a Ricochet Knockout Tag!" Roach turned into a ball and jumps to Stacy/Beast but he crashed to the floor. Kevin landed in front of Stacy/Beast.

Tyler : 100%
Shope : 100%
(Y/N) : 100%
Kevin : 50%
Roach : 0%
Beast : 100%

"Figured it out!" Kevin said. "Time to defeat you with my turbo kangaroo kick!" Roach accidentally pushed Kevin and they both got hit to the crane.

Tyler : 100%
Shope : 100%
(Y/N) : 100%
Kevin : 0%
Roach : 0%
Beast : 100%

"I guess it's my turn!" (Y/N) ran to Stacy/Beast with parkour and landed in front of her with her hand glowing.

"I may like you, but i think you need a punch or two" (Y/N) punched Stacy/Beast which Stacy blocked and (Y/N) punched repeatedly in various ways as Stacy/Beast dodges most of them. Stacy had enough and tries to attack but (Y/N) dodges it with her leg and punches her in the face. Stacy was taken back and (Y/N) smirked in victory until Roach and Kevin came pushing (Y/N) with them and jumps everywhere.

Tyler : 100%
Shope : 100%
(Y/N) : 50%
Kevin : 0%
Roach : 0%
Beast : 60%

Tyler and Shope teleports to the Crane.

"Okay!" Tyler said. "You have to weaken her, and I can teleport in and extract the virus."

"Ha! That'll show Kevin who plays this game best." Shope uses her lightning powers Stacy/Beast tries to defeat it with fire.

"She's getting weak!" Tyler smirked. "Teleport... now!" Tyler teleported to the hole that Roach made."Yeah, that figures." Tyler fell to the hole.

"We just need one Uber Trash Bros knockout punch!" Shope powers got stronger and blasted it to Stacy/Beast. Kevin, (Y/N) and Roach falls down on top of Stacy/Beast which made Shope the winner.

"Winner!" Shope exclaimed

Tyler : 0%
Shope : 100%
(Y/N) : 0%
Kevin : 0%
Roach : 0%
Beast : 0%

"The winner is Shope!"

~~~~~

The noobs were back to reality and Tyler extracted the virus.

"Haha! Well, that was fun." Kevin said, dizzy and fainted as (Y/N) helped him up.

Stacy turned back into normal and woke up, "What happened?"

'You've turned into a monster and we defeated you in battle by video game style'

"We're not sure." Tyler lied, hiding the extract or behind him. "It's all foggy, really, and, heh."

"We'd like to buy a copy of Uber Trash Brothers, please." Roach smiled innocently.

"Umm, we're closed for renovations." Stacy looked around, to see the Game hole in ruins.

~~~~~

Stacy closed the shop and the noobs faces her head sadly.

"Yep." Shope said. "That figures."

"Awwww, but i really wanted to play it!" (Y/N) pointed.

Mem/Bob, Zen/Rob and Kira/Adira ride towards the noobs with a wrecked car.

"We made it!" Mem/Bob smiled.

"We learned how to drive the Bob-Adira-and-Robmobile and how to stop!" Zen/Rob smiled.

"Well, we stopped the virus all by ourselves." Shope smirked proudly.

"And I learned that Shope really can play the Trash Brothers as good as me." Kevin said

"Awww, what about me?" (Y/N) pouted.

"Nah, you're not bad" Kevin smiled teasingly and (Y/N) pouts again. "All right, all right you're good" (Y/N) playfully punched him which he smiled.

"Well then, let's go get some ice cream to celebrate!" Tyler smiled.

"To the Rob-Adira-and-Bob mobile!" they saw the car exploded.

"Or... we could walk to the candy store." Kira/Adira smiled nervously.

They all said in various agreement and walk to the candy store.

*Bonus*

Training with Kira

(Y/N) was listening to XR4TI lessons. Kira would sometimes be late for training and Kira suggested that XR4TI would teach her lessons before their training. Even though it feels like school all over again but she will admit that the galaxies, warriors and the history of battle balls are interesting.

"Do you understand?" XR4TI looked at (Y/N) who nodded

"Yup!"

"Ok, what is the history of the battle balls?"

(Y/N) made this face.

"Many years ago, battle balls were used by Virus Warriors such as Memnock, Zenblock and Kira as the Virus was unleashed. It is unknown who created the battle balls, where they originally came from, and what their original intended use was but there is an elderly ball master who can repair and upgrade battle balls. Millions of people were recruited to be virus warriors, including Mem and Zen as they were recruited by Chiquadotran while Kira was recruited by Athena." {1}

"Wait, i think i've heard of Athena before, wasn't she known as the most powerful yellow battle ball warrior in history?" (Y/N) said. "And she was known to be serious and strict?"

"Yes, Athena was known as Strict and serious but she is also responsible and intelligent. She was famous for a reason. Athena was a bright alien on planet QZ292 {2}. In the early days she was known as the prodigy. She was a close friend to the king and she would often helps the king with strategy of wars or battles. Her life changes when she recruit Kira" XR4TI shows a picture of Athena from above.

"Wait, why do you use the sentence with was?" She's asked, smiling. "She's still alive right?"

"No, she passed away." XR4TI said. "She was murdered in her own house and her lifeless body was on the bed. No alien knows who did it and it was an unsolved mystery to this day"

(Y/N) looked shocked and sad at the news, to thought that she could visit her.

Kira walked in.

"Yo (Y/N), Let's go train!" Kira smiled. "I gotta show you a new technique!"

(Y/N) close her eyes and sighed. (Y/N) puts her books away and smiled brightly at her. "Got it! Thanks for the lesson XR4TI!" (Y/N) joined Kira.

XR4TI nods.

~~~~~

(Y/N) and Kira were stretching with their weights on their feet and arms. (Y/N) finally finished and jump up and down repeatedly.

"So, what are we going to do? Hand to hand combat? controlling my power? Long range combat?" (Y/N) smiled brightly and Kira hits her with her stick which she rubbed in pain.

"Yes but we need to warm you up first." Kira smiled. "So, DROP AND GIVE ME 500!"

"Wait what?!?"

"Do it or i'll make it a thousand!"

(Y/N) hurriedly drop on the ground and do push ups.

~~~~~

(Y/N) was blocking every hit from Kira, she tries to hit her but Kira dodged it with a palm and punched her towards the tree which she grunted in pain.

This is not the only cruel training she did. Before the spar, (Y/N) ran around the woods with Kira watching her from the shadows. Not only did she have to run 10 miles on the meadow but she have to dodge every laser from Kira and she would sometimes throw weapons at (Y/N) too.

Next, (Y/N) have to test her strength by punching a tree with her weights and (Y/N) was failing miserably. Each punch she made, didn't exactly hit anything except her hands.

Back to the spar, Kira ran towards (Y/N) and was ready to punch her.

(Y/N) turn to the side which caused Kira to punch the tree and it break to half.

(Y/N) took out her battle sword and attacks her from behind, Kira teleported and (Y/N) looked around cautiously. She then hear a teleportation zap behind a tree and (Y/N) went to attack by swinging the sword to the tree which made the tree in half. Kira was nowhere in sight, (Y/N) stupidly dropped her guard only for Kira to attack her from behind which (Y/N) quickly dodged.

(Y/N) and Kira attack each other with swords. As Kira was slowly distracted with (Y/N)'s horrible sword fighting skills, (Y/N) tackles her and pointed the sword to Kira's neck.

"I...did it" (Y/N) panted which Kira sighs and smiled at her. Kira congratulated her while (Y/N) faints from exhaustion.

"Now, let's take a break!"

(Y/N) tiredly cheered. Kira lay back besides (Y/N) and smiled at her which she returned.

"Hey, Kira." Kira hm'ed. "Did you have a teammate?"

Kita choke on air, taking back on the questions. "Uh, yeah"

"Who is it?" (Y/N) smiled.

"His name is Renki" Kira smiled with red tint on her cheeks.

"What battle ball did he possess?" (Y/N) said. "And what is he like?"

"He possess the blue battle ball like Tyler and he is rebellious...smart and..sadistic" Kira's face slowly tuning into red.

"Wait, do you have a crush on him?" (Y/N) asked, slowly smirking.

Kira froze with her face red as and tomato, Kira unfroze and nervously laughed. "Wh-what are you talking about? I don't like him! Ya, he's just a friend" Kira said as (Y/N) sniffs on the air.

"What?"

"Sorry, i'm just smelling a lot of bullshit" (Y/N) deadpanned which Kira rolled his eyes.

"He was definitely different from the boys I met"

"I was just about to comment on people or aliens being quirky and different but then you commented on the boys you met." (Y/N) said. "So,i'll let that one slide. Please, carry on"

"He has lavender skin, white hair slicked back over his shoulders with a single forelock hanging down over his face."

(Y/N) gulped, remembering the Alien boy in his dreams a few days ago.

"Something wrong (Y/N)?"

(Y/N) started to sweat, kept her mouth shut.

"(Y/N)"

(Y/N) but her lip.

"(Y/N)"

(Y/N) sighed in defeat, "Alright, I saw your teammate at my dream once"

"YOU WHAT!"

(Y/N) winced at the voice, "W-well-"

"No" Kira covered her face with her hands and breathed in and out, to calm herself down.

After a few seconds of silence, she decided to ask. "D-did he say anything?"

"Well, he told me to hurry up and insulted me for being slow-" "You are kinda slow" "-and grabbed my hand. Out of fucking nowhere, it got dark and i woke up"

Kira bit her lip and let out a sigh, "That.....was my nightmare"

(Y/N) looked shocked at the answer, "I-i'm sorry, i shouldn't have brought back bad nightmares"

"No, it's ok" Kira said. "I actually want to talk about him"

"Go on, then" (Y/N) smiled. "I'm all ears"

"Well-"

~~~~~

(A/N : {1} : Athena's picture is from above and the credit is already there on the picture.

{2} : The planet QZ292 is just a random planet that i made. You see, Kira lives on Princess Parsa's planet but when i search it on google. Princess Parsa's planet is still unkown. So, i made a random planet.)

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