woo SugaKookie

Jungkook: how do I ask someone out??

Yoongi: open the door and say get out

Jungkook: I'm serious Yoongi

Yoongi: call me hyung and I'll help u

Jungkook: hyung pls help me

Yoongi: now was that so hard??

Jungkook: stfu now help me

Yoongi: just ask Taehyung to be ur boyfriend. it's not hard

Jungkook: how did u know it was him??

Yoongi: I'm not that stupid Jungkook

Jungkook: right..

Jungkook: but how do I just ask him?? should I ask him in person or text him?? IM CONFUSED

Yoongi: oh my god I did not sign up for this

Jungkook: u signed up for this the day we met

Yoongi: true. but ask him over text so u won't have to waste gas going to see him

Jungkook: rUDE

Jungkook: but I think I will go see him. it'll feel weird to do it over text

Yoongi: then why'd u fuckin ask??

Jungkook: idk just wanted to piss u off

Yoongi: fuck u. when are u leaving??

Jungkook: I'll ask if he's doing anything on Saturday

Yoongi: that's in two day wtf give the kid some time

Jungkook: he'll get time off of work if he asks Jimin

Yoongi: let me come with u

Jungkook: just so u could see Jimin??

Yoongi: if u get to see ur boyfriend I get to see mine

Jungkook: u and Jimin are dating???!?!!?

Yoongi: what? no why would u think that??

Jungkook: u just said u wanted to see ur boyfriend doofus

Yoongi: stfu we're not dating

Yoongi: but just know Jimin's mine

Jungkook: u shouldn't be telling me that. try telling the people who probably look at his ass 25/8

Yoongi: I'm moving bye

Jungkook: ur so whipped for him

Yoongi: says u

Jungkook: stfu

Yoongi: :)))))