Days left: 13

Namjoon: where tf are my black and white Adidas

Taehyung: What makes you think I know?

Namjoon: you're the only one who comes into our room

Taehyung: Why must you interrupt my grocery shopping?

Taehyung: Idk where your shoes are hyung, sorry

Namjoon: stop fucking lyin Tae where are they

Taehyung: I DONT KNOW

Taehyung: Geez, do I have to spell it out??

Namjoon: if you don't tell me where my fucking shoes are I'll punch you

Taehyung: You'd be punching me for no reason because I have no clue where they are

Namjoon: WHERE ARE THEY BITCH???

Taehyung: I

Taehyung: DONT

Taehyung: KNOW

Taehyung: ASK

Taehyung: YOUR

Taehyung: B O Y F R I E N D

Namjoon: you're so fucking annoying

Taehyung: Tell me something I don't know :)))))))

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Jxngkxxk: why did he yell at u?

TaeTae95: Because he thought I had his shoes. I don't have time to wear other people's shoes when I've got my own

Jxngkxxk: did he find them?

TaeTae95: His boyfriend had them on

TaeTae95: He felt stupid after yelling at me. So, now he's my slave for 2 weeks

Jxngkxxk: little angel has a dark side I see

TaeTae95: Everything got a bad side, even a conscience

Jxngkxxk: did u just quote big sean

TaeTae95: Yes, I did. #noregrets

Jxngkxxk: oh lord Jesus don't start

TaeTae95: Don't start what? #confused

Jxngkxxk: that! the hashtag! don't start it!

TaeTae95: #toolate

Jxngkxxk: I'm leaving bye

TaeTae95: No, wait I'll stop if you stay

Jxngkxxk: promise?

TaeTae95: I promise :)) #happy

Jxngkxxk: tAEHyuNg

TaeTae95: OKAY IM DONE I SWEAR LMAO

Jxngkxxk: u better fucking be

TaeTae95: Kookie, potty mouth

Jxngkxxk: ur not my fucking dad

TaeTae95: I know you are but what am I?

Jxngkxxk: ur my naughty angel who needs to be punished

TaeTae95: For what daddy?

Jxngkxxk: for telling me what to do

Jxngkxxk: that was a no-no angel

TaeTae95: I'm sorry daddy

Jxngkxxk: for what?

TaeTae95: For being a naughty angel

Jxngkxxk: ur still getting punished

TaeTae95: OH GOD

TaeTae95: SERIOUSLY FOR AN ASEXUAL YOU'RE VERY SEXUAL

TaeTae95: WHY

Jxngkxxk: do u know how often I hear that??

Jxngkxxk: just bc I don't want sex doesn't mean I can't make sexual jokes

TaeTae95: Yeah, I know. But still. Hey, idk if this goes against your asexual-ness or whatever but when we meet is it okay if I hug you?

Jxngkxxk: ur so cute

Jxngkxxk: of course u can hug me

TaeTae95: YAYYY! You better hug me back, though

Jxngkxxk: I will, don't worry ur pretty little head angel :)

TaeTae95: I won't

TaeTae95: Tbh I'm pretty tired

Jxngkxxk: really? it's only 11

Jxngkxxk: but if ur tired then go to sleep

TaeTae95: But I want to talk to you :/

Jxngkxxk: I'll still be here tomorrow weirdo

TaeTae95: I wish you were here right now. I bet your cuddles are the best. Maybe better than Jimin hyung's

Jxngkxxk: oh..um I don't think so

Jxngkxxk: my chest isn't very comfortable

TaeTae95: That's okay, I'll manage. Good night, Kookie :D

Jxngkxxk: uh what

TaeTae95 has signed off of ChatWithMe!

Jxngkxxk: wtf Tae

Jxngkxxk: ok whatever good night