Yes. This song is about me. Hi Chloe.

That guy named Jonathan is gonna die

I am not boasting or telling a lie

I am gonna stab him 50 times cause he called you a name

Guys, teasing my girlfriend is dangerous and lame!

If you even look at her

I will gouge out all your eyes!

And if you do what Jonathan did,

Your whole entire family dies!

Teachers, give her an F on a test

And I will rip you apart at my best

Before burning your spouse alive, imagine that!

And then feeding your children to your cat!

If you mess with my girl, you will meet your end

Cause I'm...

An overprotective girlfriend!

(Chorus:)

Touch her and I will tie you to a chair

And blow up your veins with needle air!

I used to wanna be a nurse

So I know how to keep you alive,

And put your liver in my purse!

Look at her and I'll castrate you!

Listen, bitch, this is just a clue!

Everyone will meet their end

Cause I'm...

An overprotective girlfriend!

(End chorus)

Chloe read some phan porn, so I stabbed Dan in the face!

Then murdered Phil with a sharpened mace!

How the fuck did I even track them down?

I will make all the fangirls frown

But I don't care, cause I love Chloe enough to kill!

For her, I'd even make Markiplier choke a pill!

Ya see, I am psychotic beyond compare

And when love is in the air...

All common sense has met its end

Cause I'm...

An overprotective girlfriend!

(Chorus)

She won't let me take pics of her to stare at as I go to sleep :(

But I stare at her all the time, and that's enough to keep :\

I like the way she smells, and the way her skin feels

And all her enemies' skin always peels!

I am a psychopath, and I am in love

That combination is more dangerous than anything above

I would bomb my own family

If it'd make you live happily :D

I think about you all the time

I'm not obsessed, I swear by this rhyme!

Well... Maybe I am... But let's pretend!

Cause guess what! I'm... An overprotective girlfriend!

(Chorus)

This is not based off of true events. Please don't call the cops on me.

But they might be one day.

So don't touch Chloe.

Or I will stab you in the face with a spoon.