So I got a new deviant art account (Purplecloud101) and I saw some pokemon Mary sue parodies. And it had me thinking: 'are there PMD mary sue's too?' So yeah, ONWARDS!

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Ember got off of her bed. Just another average day. She went outside to see her teammates.

"Good morning ember!" Chica greeted.

"Morning. Any missions today?" Ember asked.

"Yeah! We ha-" chica was then cutted off.

"HAIIII" A sylveon said in the distance.

Ember's team was dumbstrucked. The sylveon pranced over to them with a skitty behind her.

"Uhm, May I ask who are you?" Ember questioned.

"We're team mary sue!" The sylveon said.

"Well it's nice to meet you te-" chica was then cutted off again.

"MY NAME IS NEKO SUGOI KITTY CHAN. IM ACTUALLY A HUMAN AND IM SUPER POWERFUL AND IMMORTAL SO I CANT DIE. I BEATED BOTH TEAM ALAKAZAM AND TEAM MEANIES TWICE. ALSO, CAN REVERSE TIME AND BEAT YOU IN A SECOND!" The sylveon bragged.

"Ember, we need to head to the mission" midnight said.

"Right, so we'll be going. See ya" ember said and her team left.

At the tiny woods

Team ember entered the sinister woods.

"Alright, we can take the shortcut down this-" Before ember could complete her sentence team mary sue appeared again.

"Oh HAI! I didn't expect to see you in the woods, yeah I'm a rank diamond if you can't tell" neko said.

"I don't think that a diamond rank exists-" chica corrected only to be cutted off.

"I also defeated arceus cuz I'm so awesome!" Neko said.

"That is scientifically impossible!" Ember said.

"PFF WHO NEEDS SCIENCE WHEN YOUR BEAUTIFUL" Neko said.

"Actually it's *you're" chica corrected and high fived midnight.

Then team mary sue died and not a single f*ck was given that day.