Michael: Grilled cheese.
Jaime: What?
Michael: Grill me cheese.
Jaime: I'm not grilling you cheese!
Michael: *crying* I miss Zaida...

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Auggie: If I run into Clary's arms, she will almost certainly catch me in her arms.
Auggie, running to Clary: INCOMING!
Clary: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
Clary: *drops coffee on the floor and catches Auggie*

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Michael: So...are you and Cember finally dating?
Zaida: *breaks kiss with December* What makes you think so?

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Dawson: *sniffles*
Michael: Dawse, you okay?
Dawson: *sniffles again*
Michael: *hugs him* If there's anything that's upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me..cheer up...
Dawson: Um...I have a cold..
Michael:
Michael: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you.

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Xavier: Wylie, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Wylie: That I need to do it more often.
Xavier: Exactly! You need to learn how to have some fun!

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Bella: I'm cold.
Dante: Here, have my jacket.
Kalvin: I'm cold too.
Bentley: What? *taking off his jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on him* now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and *taking someone else's hat* how long have you been cold for you should've said something sooner

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Alex: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Alex: *bites his phone*
Alex: This isn't a bagel.

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Candy: I don't know how to tell you all this, so I'm just going to whisper it into Breena's ear, causing her to shout it out in astonishment.
Candy: *whispers to Breena*
Breena: YOU'RE DATING AARON?!?

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Xavier: Weird. All of my shirts are missing.
Eclipsa, wearing Xavier's shirt for the fifth time in a row: Spooky.

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Bentley: You're my hero!
Kalvin: Ben, all I did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before they hit the floor.
Bentley: But you did it heroically.

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Alexia: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Harmony: Alexia, we lost Lennie.
Alexia: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Alexia:
Alexia: Wait

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Jude: Hey Max...what're you doing?
Maxwell: I'm having a snack.
Jude: ....but that's a whole red pepper.
Maxwell: So?
Jude: ...and you're eating it like an apple.
Maxwell: So?!?
Jude: Why are you eating a red pepper like an apple?!?
Maxwell: Because I'm hungry!
Jude: You scare me-

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Michael: Is it true you once spent three days in the trunk of a car just to scare someone?
December: No!
December: It was five days.

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Presley: *trips and falls down*
Khalin: It's cute how you're still falling for me.
Presley: We're married Khalin.
Khalin: Still.

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Bentley: Babe, do that thing.
Kalvin: *flexes*
Bentley: *breathless* Oh my god..

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Angelica: *studiously doing her homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Tommy: *upside down in his desk chair* Do you think stars have feelings?

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Bentley: *rolls over in bed*
Bentley: *whispers to Kalvin*
Bentley: I ate like 75 chicken nuggets today.

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Eliza: You cut my credit card?!
Theodosia: Into a ninja star!

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Lennie: *signing* You look beautiful today.
Erin: Than-
Lennie: *signing* Ha! April Fools!
Lennie: *signing* You look beautiful every day!

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Dawson: Michael is a sweetheart. You know what he does when I'm sad? Watch this.
Dawson: *texting* Honey, I'm sad :(
Michael, arriving two minutes later with a blanket and chocolates* COME HERE, LET ME HUG YOU BEFORE YOU FEEL SADDER.

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Kalvin: *yawns*
Bentley: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.
Kalvin: *tilts his head* Then you must be exhausted.
Bentley: *blushes furiously*

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Lafayette: *pushes Angelica* Hahahaha.
Angelica: *pushes Laf* Hahahaha!
Lafayette: *pushes Angelica to the ground* AHAHA- oh, I'm so sorry, I got too excited, are you okay??

***

Michael: I demand you to hug me.
Dawson:
Zaida: That's how he asks for  hugs.
December: You'll get used to it.

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Bentley: My hands are cold.
Kalvin: *holds Bentley's hands* There you go.
Bentley:
Bentley: Huh, for some reason, my lips are cold too.

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Xavier: Do you care if I take the skin out of this Furby?
Xavier: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Xavier: Also I want to softhack its circuits.
Eclipsa: I literally could not care less but never say as frightening as that ever again. 

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Tommy: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Angelica: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Tommy: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

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Michael: I could've been an astronaut.
December: You couldn't have been an astronaut.
Michael: I would've been a great astronaut.
December: You're scared of the dark, heights, small spaces, and fire.

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Bentley: *throws a bag of potato chips at Bella*
Bentley: Happy birthday Bella.
Kalvin: I said 'chip in', Ben, "do you want to 'chip in' and buy a gift for Bella".
Bentley: *mouth full of chips* You know what, that makes more sense.

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Eclipsa: Is something burning?
Xavier: Just my desire for you baby..
Eclipsa: X, the stove is on fire.
Xavier:
Eclipsa:

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Tommy: You know, I was thinking...we should definitely wear Ronald McDonald costumes to school. And then we should go to Burger King.
Angelica: Oh my god. It's 2 am. Go to sleep.

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