You awoke the next morning to a coffee smell coming from the kitchen. You walk down. Rob and Cayleigh are there. "Sorry about yesterday" you nervously stutter as Rob hands you a cup of coffee "Na, that's nothing compared with messages, emails, letters etc we got from fans that need to clue into reality" Rob laughs. It's chocolate with caramel flavouring in it. You drink it and instant warmth spreads across you. Rob is looking extremely cute in his black skinny jeans and yellow short top. "You up for doing the collab today?" Rob asks you. You nod excitedly. You finish your coffee and get up. "I'll just go and set up the equipment" he says and leaves the room. You and Cayleigh make awkward eye contact. "You'll be fine" Cayleigh supports. "I hope so" you reply. Rob comes back in. "You ready, Y/N ?". You nod and follow him to his filming room. The red walls are filled with art illuminating off red cover lampshades. His director, Paul (I think that's his name 😂) is there. "Lights, camera action" Paul starts off. "Happy Spank face Saturday everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Why would you put that on the internet where you find ridiculousness on the internet, you send it to me and I put it in a video. I'm your host Rob. Let's just get to it" Rob starts. Paul cuts off the camera. "Do you want to do the first piece of ridiculousness?" Rob asks. You nod. Paul starts up the camera and you walk on, heart pounding; OMG YOU WERE ACTUALLY ON THE SHOW!! You look at the piece of ridiculousness. It's a Facebook staying with incorrect spelling and a picture of a dead parrot in a toilet Rip Bay, ill miss u so muc. I ca'nt deal wit tis. You read out loud. You look at the camera and talk: "First of your punctuation and grammar is horrible and you don't hold funerals for a dead animal in a FUCKING TOILET!" you yell. Paul pauses the camera. You look at Rob. He smiles at you. Rob takes over and you walk away from the camera.