Its official

i discovered this tea last night ^

Trump bombed Syria with missiles or smth

WERE SORRY SYRIA

ITS NOT OUR AMERICAS FAULT WE HAVE A DUMBASS PRESIDENT

the FBI or CIA is probably gonna come kill me now...

idek why he missiled them, he just felt like hitting up his buddy countries and was like,

"yo fam wanna see smth cool?"

'BOOM'

*sigh*

hopefully they dont missile us back bc then id probably die

wHy cANt wE aLL jUSt GEt aLonG!??!?!