Totally not me crying of imaginary scenes on tiktok haha
if i suffer, i guess you suffer too.
:D
Imagine:
#1
You're in a field with your comfort character. They are chasing you across the field, and you guys meet up in the center, but you and they are starting to fade away. Your character cups your face in their hands, and through tears they say:
"One day. (insert ur name here) One day."
You wake up in your bed. All alone.
#2
After so many years of friendship, it all came down to this.
Your best friend and you, in a face-off.
"Why are you doing this?" You cry, as your best friend had a mixture of fear, betrayal, and most of all, sadness.
"I'm sorry." Your best friend dissolves into tears.
"I'm sorry." They grab their weapon, ready to die.
"I'm so sorry." You jump up, but it was too late.
Another loss, another death.
And yet, all the people that you saw die at the hands of your best friend were coming back to life.
And now you knew, that they didn't mean it. They were just broken.
Some best friend you were.
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okay okay I'll stop
time for some ✨multi-fandom things✨
AKA multi-fandom incorrect quotes :D
Harry Potter:
Ron: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Hermione: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Ron:
Ron: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Beyblade:
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Valt: Thanks fam!
Daigo: oh no
Shu: *cries* I love you too
Rantaro: Sounds fake but okay
Ken: *A flustered mess*
Wakiya: can i get a refund
Ninjago:
Zane: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Jay: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Lloyd: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Jay, learn to listen.
Cole: What if it bites itself and I die?
Nya: That's voodoo.
Jay: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Zane: That's correlation, not causation.
Jay: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Kai: That's kinky.
Everyone bar Kai: Oh my God.
Hamilton:
Lafayette: Croissants: dropped
Mulligan: Road: works ahead
Laurens: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Hamilton: Shavacado: free
Burr: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Washington:
Washington, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
The Outsiders:
Pony: 'Can I copy the homework?'
Darry: I can help you with it.
Johnny: Yeah, sure.
Two Bit: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Steve: lol nope.
Soda: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Dally: *Read 5:55pm*
Marvel: OG Avengers:
Tony: Rules are made to be broken.
Steve: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Natasha: Uh, piñatas.
Bruce: Glow sticks.
Thor: Karate boards.
Clint: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Tony: Rules
Steve:
School for Good and Evil:
School Master: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Tedros: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Agatha: More or less, I guess...
Kiko: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Sophie: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Chaddick: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
Percy Jackson:
Annabeth: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Percy: >:O language
Hazel: Yeah watch your fucking language
Frank: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HAZEL THE FUCK WORD?
Leo: 'The fuck word'.
Jason: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Hazel: Oh my god they censored it
Piper: Say fuck, Jason.
Hazel: Do it, Jason. Say fuck.
The Supreme 4, Beyblade:
Shu: *Screams*
Lui: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Zac (The Sunrise): Should we do something?!
Xander, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
The Schuyler Sisters, Hamilton:
Eliza: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Peggy: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Angelica: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Peggy: Good thinking
Power Rangers (Obviously Dino Charge hahahahhaha):
Koda: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Tyler: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Riley: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Kendall: Actually I did the math, Tyler would have $225, not $0.15.
Tyler: Fam I'm right here....
Chase: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
James: While you're there could you buy me an apple juice, please?
Chase: Sorry I only have a dollar
Ivan: :(
Shelby: Actually, Person B would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Zenowing: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Phillip: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Tyler: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Koda: Apply juice to what?
Chase: Directly to the forehead
Riley: Great chat everyone.
AND NINJAGO TO END IT ALL:
Kai: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Lloyd: Okay, but what is updog?
Cole: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. (Copied from Google)
Nya: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Seliel: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Jay: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Skylor: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Morro: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Zane: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Lloyd: What's a henway??
Pixal: Oh, about five pounds.
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