Pre-Child's Play Era:

Kaylee: Why are people always arguing over top or bottom? I'd just feel lucky to even have a bunk bed

Kai: ... Imma tell her.

Zane: *Brotherly Overprotectiveness* NO!

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Sometime in Ninjago:

Lloyd: Hey Kaylee, how do you spell me?

Kaylee: M E

Lloyd: You forgot the d.

Kaylee: There is no d in me.

Lloyd: *Winks* Not yet.

Kaylee: *Blushes*

Zane: *Brotherly Overprotectiveness* You wanna repeat that again Garmadon?

Lloyd: 0-0 Help.

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An AU where Lloyd confesses differently:

Kaylee: Hey Lloyd, what's the Wifi password?

Lloyd: I

Kaylee: I

Lloyd: L o v e

Kaylee: L o v e

Lloyd: Y o u

Kaylee: Y o u

Lloyd: I love you.

Kaylee: It didn't work.

Lloyd: TwT

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Just a regular Boy's Night out.

Jay: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Zane and Lloyd: You're a hazard to society

Kai and Cole: And a coward, do twenty

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Morro and Kaylee: The bringers of Chaos, Episode 1:

Morro: How high was I last night?

Kaylee: You forgot what milk was called, and called it cereal water.

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Somewhere: 

Pixal: How do Jay and Cole usually get out of their messes?

Nya: They don't, they usually just make a bigger problem that cancels the first one out. 

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Slushies:

Kai: Why are your tongues purple?

Nya: We had slushies.

Jay: I had a blue one.

Nya: I had a red one

Kai: OH- 0-0 You're dead to me Jay Walker

Lloyd: So you drank each other's slushies?

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Skylor and Wu talking after Skylor punched Jay for being annoying:

Skylor: Well, atoms never touch each other. Since we are made of atoms, we have never touched anything in our lives.

Wu: *Slightly confused* And?

Skylor: So to answer your question, no I didn't punch Jay.

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Drugs:

*At a No-Drug convention*

Zane: Say no to drugs

Cole: *Slightly sugar high* SAY YES TO DRUGS

Kaylee: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs.

Kaylee: Because if you are talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.

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Night conversations:

Kaylee: *Bursting into the room where everyone had a sleepover at 3 AM* IF YOU WORK ON A FARM, AND YOUR JOB IS TO TAKE CARE OF THE CHICKENS, YOU ARE TECHNICALLY A CHICKEN TENDER!

Nya: *crying* This is the 100th time. I just want to sleep

Lloyd: Zane when is her insomnia medicine coming in?

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Mistake's Tea Shop:

Mistake: Hello people who do not live here

Jay: Hey

Cole: Hello

Kai: Hi

Lloyd: Hey!

Mistake: I gave you a key for emergencies.

Kai: It was an emergency

Lloyd: Jay was out of Doritos

Mistake: THIS IS A TEA SHOP!

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That's not what she meant...

Skylor: *Banging on the door* JAY OPEN UP!

Jay: Well, it all started when my birth parents...

Pixal: That's not what she meant...

Nya: Ssh let him continue

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Sibling bonding:

Kai: I DO WHATEVER I WANT

Nya: I'm calling mom

Kai: No please don't

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The bedrock of Cole and Jay's relationship

Jay: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Cole: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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Random 3 AM Things:

Kai: When I get murdered, leave me case unsolved.

Skylor: *Slightly disturbed* Why?

Kai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Nya: Can we go back to WHEN I get murdered

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When Wu introduced Kaylee to Zane:

Wu: Kaylee's at the very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Zane: Boys?

Kaylee: Homicide

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And now... for Colekessler1 's dare! She dared Maya to stick around for the rest of the book, and tell embarrassing stories of Kai and Nya

Maya: Kai once shrieked so loudly when he was put in the tub for bathtime, that all of the glasses broke and the weapons hung up fell down.

Kai: NOOOOOO

Nya: *Snickers*

Everyone: *Laughing*

Wu: So that's what the loud shrieking was those days. I thought the dragon was lonely