Pick up lines

Naida:Lance!!! Lance!! What do I do!!!???? I have two hours to get everything ready!!!!!!
Lance:Woah,woah. Calm down.
Naida:It's easy for you to say!!!
Lance:Listen Naida,you're like a candy bar,half sweet and half nuts
Naida:Did you just use a pick up line to calm me down?
Lance:It worked didn't it?
Naida:Yes,yes it did.
Lance:Heh*playfully punches her shoulder*
Naida:😐
Lance:Heh😅

Lance:I thought dimonds were the prettiest things in the world,untill I saw you
Naida:Heh. Your never gonna stop are you?
Lance:Nope. Should I?
Naida:No,never stop.
Lance:I won't. Don't worry.
Naida:Good*kisses him*
Lance:*kisses her*
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Aaron:Did it hurt?
Crystal:What?
Aaron:When you fell from heaven?
Crystal:Did you just call me Satan?
Aaron:What? No,I meant that as in that your an angel!!!
Crystal:You better have meant it
Aaron:Heh😓
Crystal:I still love you
Aaron:😥☺

Aaron:Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth
Crystal:Right. You know I don't have a dad right?
Aaron:Um. Okay then. Your lips look lonely tho. Would they like to meet mine.
Crystal:Maybe
Aaron:You always ruin my jokes
Crystal:Go on fox,kiss me.
Aaton:Here*kisses her*
Crystal:*kisses him*
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Clay:On a scale of one to ten,you are a nine and I'm the one you need
Macy:Your so cheesy
Clay:.......
Macy:*kisses his cheek* Kidding!
Clay:Thank god...
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Robin:Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back
Ava:I hate you
Robin:No you don't
Ava:Fine I don't
Robin:I knew it*kisses her cheek*
Ava:I hate you so much that I love you
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Axl:Do you know any good bakeries around? Because I'd love to have a cutie pie like you
Ruby(she is very short):Aww,Axl. Your so adorable!!!*blushes*
Axl:Heheheheh*blushes*
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Angel:Hey,did your licence get suspended for driving all the guys crazy?
Melody:Wow. Good one
Angel:Come on you know you love me. Right?
Melody:Yeah I do
Angel:Good cuz I love you too
Melody:Heh

Angel:Can you kiss me so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Melody:0//////////0 Fine*kisses him*
Angel:*kisses her*
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Bye!!!!!!!!!!

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