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Another day, another peaceful day on Hyperion, as usual.

"Hm................." - After done the mission, you're watching something on the phone.

It's a image.

"Haha..."

"What's so funny, Cap?" - You heard Durandal's voice behind you.

'Oh sh*t.'

Timeskip, at the dorm.

You just got 3 page ORA by Durandal. And you're sitting on the chair.

"Ouch ouch... But... Today's so peaceful... Nothing happened..." - You said, while looking at everyone.

"Good morning, Cap." - Bladestrike comes.

"Good morning, Mei."

"You need anything?"

"No, i'm fine. Today... Everyone seems quiet..."

"Yes."

"Hope that nothing will happen... At least today..."

Meanwhile, at the Hyperion's lab.

Tesla is working on some sort of potion inside.

"Finally~ done..."

She looks at the bottle, with the pink liquid inside, and shake it carefully.

"But i'm wondering... What does it do... How about testing it out?"

Tesla put the bottle in her pocket, then leave the lab, heads to the kitchen.

"Hm.... I suppose the test on the Captain.... Hehehe...." - She takes a cup, then make the tea. And drop a little bit of the liquid into the tea.

The tea doesn't change the color, but the liquid inside the bottle, when Tesla open the bottle, it starts to turning into some sort of steam. And going to everywhere on Hyperion.

And Tesla doesn't know it, and most importantly, she doesn't close the bottle, but she left the kitchen, heading to the dorm.

At the dorm.

"Pizza Mozzarella~ Pizza Mozzarella~"
- You're singing the 'Pizza Mozzarella' song on the chair, and you're in a good mood today.

Because alot of sh*t happened in these days.

"Good morning! Captain!"

Tesla standing in front of you with a cup of tea on her hand. And she's smiling brightly.

"Good morning... Tesla.... What's wrong?" - You starts to feel something's about to happen.

"Well.... I see you've worked hard in these days... Even thought i'm not Schicksal's, but i still want to show you some of my respect!" - She gives you the cup. "Now, please receive my respect!"

"......"

"..."

You take the cup, and looking the tea inside, it's definitely tea, as you see. But something's not right, why Tesla suddenly gives you a cup of tea?

The only way to find it out is...

You slowly drink it, all of it.

All the tea in the cup, only a little bit left.

Later.

"Ah... Thank you, Tesla."

"..." - She just looking at you.

'Nani... Nothing changed... Or that... My experiment failed?' - Tesla's mind.

"So... Do you feel...."

"Hmph, if you mean the liquid, it doesn't affected me at all."

"Nani? How did that even possible?"

"This is the power of 'Author.'"

"Yeah, basically, i helped him, by turning one of his teeth into a jellyfish, which is 98 percent liquid."

"Why... How..."

"Hmph. 'Tea', and being so nice to me. It's 'Abbacchio's Tea!', right? Tesla?"

"Hmph. You won this time, but i'll use you as one of my experiment." - She looks to the Author. "And you'll be one too."

"My pleasure."

Then she left the dorm.

"Damn it.... But i won't lose next time..." - She looks to her hand. "Eh? What is..."

Her fingers, and hand are smaller, and her entire body is shrinking.

"Oi oi... What is..."

In the dorm.

"Haha... Highfive, dude."

"Sure."

You and the Author did a highfive.

"Anyways, gotta go." - The Author said. "Just don't call me in next 6 hours, i have works needs to be done."

"Sure. Bye."

"Cya."

The Author disappear.

"Hm... If 98% liquid.... Then... 2%..."

You looking to the TV, White Comet is there, but she disappeared. Only her battlesuit on the floor.

"!!" - You run to the TV, and seeing no one is around in the dorm, but their clothes is on the floor. "What kind of..."

"Cap.... Cap..." - You heard someone's voice around.

"Who's there?" - You looking around, but sees no one.

From White Comet's battlesuit on the floor, something's moving inside it.

"Killer Queen, Daisan No Bakudan, Bite Za Dusto!" - A small version of Kiana appears.

".."

"..."

"What?"

"Help me... Cap... Tain..." - She gives you her hands, and you can see, she's small, like 5 years old.

"Um..." - You pick her up, and cover her body with her battlesuit on the floor.

".."

"What happened?"

"I... Dunno... But..."

'FBI is going to get me for sure...'

"Where are the others... But wait... Don't tell me..." - You see their clothes is moving. "Oh my god..."

The Valkyries coming out from the clothes, in a small version of them.

All of them are 5 years old.

You close your eyes quickly, before seeing some Unforseen Consequences.

"Ok... Cap?"

"Cap?"

"Cap?"

"Cap?"

"Cap?"

"Captain?"

"Cap?"

"Captain?"

"Onii-chan?"

"Cap?"

"Cap?"

"Cap?"

"Captain?"

They all calling you, with their loli voices.

'Stop guys.... I don't want FBI to come...'

"Hm? Cap? And... What happened here?" - You heard Cecilia's voice.

You slowly open your eyes, sees Cecilia is normal.

"Oh thank god."

"Captain? What happened with them?"

"Um... I dunno, but they turned themselves into lolis, that is the most illegal shit i've ever seen."

"..."

"So... Help me here, or FBI will take this ship down for sure."

"Sure..."

Later, Cecilia found some clothes fits them well. And literally everyone on Hyperion got turned into 5 years old, expecting you and Cecilia, dunno why.

And it appears that most of them can't hold their memories back, they turned into a true 5y/o.

Except for Tesla, she still keeping her memories. Nothing wrong to her, except now she's a loli.

For Theresa(s), you don't see any differences between her normal form and 5y/o form, except that she is smaller, cuter.

"So....... Can you reverse this?" - You ask Tesla. After knowing she have some sort of potion.

"I... Can, just take me... To the kitchen..."

"Okay."

You pick her up, and going to the kitchen, and found there's a empty bottle was opened.

"..."

"..."

"AHHHHH!!!!!" - Tesla shout.

You know what to do, you run to the bottle, and close it.

Even you know it's MUDA.

But luckily, god's on your side, there's a few drop left in the bottle.

"..."

"..."

"Ah thank god."

"Okay, just bring me and it to the laboratory, and i'll find a way to reverse the effect."

"Okay."

You bring the bottle and Tesla to Hyperion's laboratory.

"Okay, how long will you need?"

"Since we're talking about an antidote even i doesn't know how to make, probably i'll need from now to at least tomorrow's morning."

"Okay, counting on you then, if you need anything, just call me." - You place a phone next to her on the floor.

"Sure."

And now, it's lunchtime, one of the time that Hyperion gets noisy, but now, it gets noisy even more.

You go to the kitchen, helping Cecilia to cook.

And literally everyone also in the kitchen, they're begging for food.... Screaming, playing... Basically, the situation is just like a family with alot of kids. The parents is you and Cecilia.

Siegfried : So you have chosen... Death...

Speaking about Siegfried, he doesn't remember anything, just a 6y/o.

"Captain.... Gohan......."

"Gohan! Gohan! Gohan!"

"Calm down..."

"Here'sssssssss........"

"You thought it'll be Johnny, but IT WAS ME! ALLESI!"

"Okay, stop. Lunch now." - You bring the dishes out, and watching the door is broken. "Hah.... I'll have to fix it later..............."

"Yay... Gohan!!!"

Most of the Valkyries cheering, but literally one second later, they have to face a true chaos.

The table and the chair his high af.

"So...... What should we do...."

"Cap?"

"Let me... Handle it..."

You stack the spare chairs up, making it higher, so the Valkyries can reach the table now.

"Okay..."

"Cap... Help us..."

You look to the Valkyries, and realized they're too small to climb up the chairs.

"Yare yare daze."

You and Cecilia have to pick up one by one of them, place them on the chairs.

"Okay.... I think all problem solved." - You said, then you and Cecilia sits down.

"Ummmm.... Cap..... Feed us!!!!!!"

"Nani."

"Ah i forgot... They're 5 years old...." - Cecilia said.

"I knew a child, 3 years old can feed himself."

"..."

Vermilion Knight :

You : .... *sigh* fine.

You and Cecilia have to feed them all. And after done feeding this one... Another one comes... And you'd wished Hyperion doesn't have the laboratory.

But still, this is still funny and happy after all. And some of them can feed themselves.

I repeat.

Some of them.

Not all of them.

"Alright, who's next?"

"Me here... Darling~" - You heard a very familiar voice.

You turn back, sees HoV is a 5y/o.

"..." - You truly wants to flies to space with Kars.

"What's wrong? Ahhhhh~" - She already opened her mouth, waiting for you.

"..." - You have to feed her and Bella, with others as well. And Cecilia is dealing with half of them on the other side.

Later.

"Okay, feel full yet?" - You asked the Valkyries.

"Yes Cap~" - All of them respond.

"Okay.... Imma get something to eat..." - You saying this because you don't even have a chance to eat, while feeding all of them.

"But wait... We want to watch TV, Cap."

"... Okay, follow me, girls."

"Then i'll make something to eat then." - Cecilia said.

"Yes."

You leading them to the dorm, going inside.

"Okay girls, take your seat." - You said.

Then some of them sits on the floor, some on the couch and chairs.

"Okay." - You switch on the TV, by the button on it.

And instead of having some cartoon shows for kids like Tom & Jerry, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Mickey the Mouse, Phineas and Ferb,... They're playing Dead Mine.

(Gosh, i watched that like 7 years ago, and i can't sleep thanks to the fricking Samurai(s) and the creatures from experiments.)

(For anyone didn't watched Dead Mine yet, i recommend only watch it when you're ready, and have some guts.)

And it's right the scene they opened the big door, going inside.

"What is this movie?"

"Robin Hood or Indiana Jones?"

"Oh! Something's there! On the ground!"

"A circle?"

30 seconds later.

"Samurai?"

"Wow... They're... Creepy..."

2 minutes later.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

"AHHHHH!?!!!!!!!!"

"CAPPPPPPP!!!!!"

"HELPPPPPPP!!!!!!"

"JESUS CHRIST SHUT THAT!!!!!!!"

"REEEEEEE!!!!!!"

"WRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You tried to find the remote, and switch the channel, but didn't see it around here.

10 minutes later.

The Valkyries are still screaming.

But Bronya(s) doesn't scare. (Because she's emotionless?)

And some of them already passed out.

And you're still looking for the remote in despair.

"And again, it's not that scary..."

"Wait, why the old man didn't run?"

"HOLY SHIT! RUN RUN RUN!!!!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

And this keep continue, until the show is over.

All of them lays on the floor, couch, then fall asleep.

Bronya(s) also sleep because it's boring.

"Okay.... Finally...." - You take out the blankets, covering them.

Then going to the laboratory. Step inside, sees Cecilia also here, feeding Tesla.

"Hm? Cap? What happened? I heard alot of screaming." - Cecilia ask.

"Well... You don't want to know."

"??"

"By the way, Tesla, how's the antidote?"

"Working on it. Probably it'll finish at tomorrow's morning, as i planned earlier."

"Phew... Glad... If it's not.. Imma jumped out from Hyperion."

"Ay.... Bossu." - Ai-chan appears.

"Wassup?"

"Have you seen there's some bizarre thing happened around Hyperion?"

"If you mean the girls turned into lolis, i already know it."

"Okay, just asking, who's driving the ship?"

"You?"

"Absolutely yes."

"Then why do you come here?"

"Nothing, it's just kinda boring here, nothing to do... But driving the ship."

"I see..."

"So, if you play Gacha now, probably it'll cheer me-"

You left the room before she finish the line.

Timeskip.

You go inside the dorm, everyone is still sleeping.

You feel nothing wrong about this. They're just so cute, you want to hug them right now.

But you're pretty tired, so you're taking a nap on the floor.

KING CRIMSON!

It's noisy around, you open your eyes, sees they're wrapping something around you. It's on the floor, some sort of strings, hold you down.

"..." - You look around.

"The beast is awaken!"

"Everyone run!!!"

"Ahhh!!!"

They're playing something, but you can already tell what is it.

You check your watch, it's about 5PM.

"Okay." - You looking at them. "Here comes the beast!!! Run now!!!"

"Ahhhh!!!!"

The girls leading you to a room, and you're slowly chasing after them.

"Right now!"

One of them shout, you realized, alot of Valkyries are missing, they're in this room, ready to ambush you.

"Oi oi..."

"Noww!!!!"

They jumped at you, and hanging on your clothes.

"Ahhhh!!!!!"

"The beast is trapped!!!!"

"Ahhhh!!!!"

You play dead, lying on the floor.

"Yay!!!!"

"Okay. Should we play something else?"

"Sure."

Literally 4 minutes later. You regret for asking to play something else.

You're in their tea party now. And you're dressed up as a girl.

A portal opens, Author steps out from it.

"What a day." - He looks at you. "Y/n?"

"Yes?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Don't ask why. Can you help us out?"

The Author slowly steps backward, back in the portal again. Then close the portal.

"... You little sh*t."

"Language, Cap."

"Sorry."

"Dinner's ready~" - Cecilia comes in.

"Yayyy!!!!"

And the mess happened at the lunch happens again, at the kitchen.

But now, you have to face with a new challenge.

9PM now, every child have to sleep now.

And... Guess what?

They'll sleep together. But they need an adult. You can't bother Cecilia much.

And guess what?

They'll sleep with you.

And guess what again?

In your room, since your room is one of the biggest bedroom on Hyperion.

"Tell us a story.. Captain..." - Umbral Rose ask.

"... Story... Huh..."

They all silent, on your bed, looking at you. Waiting for you.

"Okay. Once upon a time, there was this lone father tries to end universe hunger by wiped out half of the living creatures in the universe. But he ended off got gangbang to dead by some retards called themselves superheroes."

And they all sleep.

"Finally." - You turn off the light.

Meanwhile, at the Laboratory, Tesla got normal again, thanks to the antidote she just done.

She steps in your room, trying not to waking up anyone, and use the antidote on them, but she doesn't see you in the room. But she doesn't care much.

The next morning.

The Valkyries wake up.

"Ahhh... Where are we?"

"We're in the Captain's room..."

"But where is Cap?"

At your location.

You open your eyes, sees someone holding a flashlight, point right to your face, and you're tied up to a chair.

"Hello There... Lolicon."

It's the FBI. Oh sh*t.

End of Chapter 36

So... Guys... I have a new waifu now....

Here's a picture of her.

Oh wait, wrong pic.

My new #2 waifu.

I'm adding her to this fanfic now.

And nothing or no one can stop me from it.