It's 1:39 in the morning over here, and my mind decided to have the highest amounts of ideas at this time.

Here's a joke:

What kinds of games does an Owl play?

none, since they got   No - Turn  !

One in spanish!

¿Cómo le dices a un caballo que tiene pelo bonito?

Llamándolo Cabello

IDK, my mind's a mess by this time.