*note: fight from last chapter is resolved now*

anyways

i've been too serious lately

so to make up for it i'm going to tell you a true story of something that happened at school about a week ago:

if students arrive at school too early, our school makes us all stand outside or crowd into a VERY small room

and about a week ago it was one of the days they made us stand outside

i was one of the people standing outside, and this girl who's in like the 8th grade or something walked up.

normally, you don't even notice.

buuuut

this girl was wearing a pasta strainer on her head like a hat:

yes i'm not making this up

and she went on to explain very loudly for everyone to hear that this is a test against discrimination in schools.

she said that she believes in Pastafarianism

which she did not make up, it is a real thing

if you don't know, pastafarianism is a religion in which people believe in The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

it's essentially a parody religion mostly used by atheist people. however, in some countries it is a legal religion. 

yes

seriously

anyways,

she said that she believed in pastafarianism and that if any teachers tell her to take the noodle strainer off her head that it is discrimination against her beliefs and that she would sue the school.

yep

not even kidding

anyways for like like millionth time,

a teacher came outside and told her to take off the noodle strainer

and she did,

but then once the teacher went back inside, the girl pulled out her phone and started recording herself saying that 'all teachers discriminated against her' and stuff like that

this is a seriously true story,

in fact,

this exact same girl did something else a while back

she started screaming that she was going to drop out(of at most the 8th grade) to become...

....

um

a stripper

...

yes

this girl is such a huge drama seeker i just can't anymore

it is pretty funny though what she does

and i'm gonna be posting a 'lose your faith in humanity' chapter in just a moment so look for that