I got into a fight with a chair.

Here's the story:

I was sitting at my computer,

and since I have two chairs at my computer,

the chair I wasn't in

decided to...

insult my mother.

and I had to teach him a lesson.

And I kicked it,

it retaliated and tripped me,

and it was an al out brawl.

No.

Here's the REAL Story:

I kicked a chair when I stood up,

and my foot got stuck in it,

and I fell over and,

failed to escape for like,

ten minutes.