Today my friend asked me who my crush was and I said John Lennon. And this is how the conversation went.
"Aww. Have you talked to him yet?"
"No"
"Why? Are you scared he won't like you?"
"Umm... Don't you know who John Lennon is?"
"Nope"
"Really? Do you know The Beatles?"
"Never heard of them"  
*facepalm*  🤦‍♀️

I need new friends 😂