Yeah, I was going to do a King's Dominion but I listened to one of my playlists, and this songfic came in my head. Enjoy this Switzy oneshot! Sorry if accents are wrong. Or for OOC characters....... ON WITH THIS THING!
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"Do I have to do zhis?" Basch asked looking at Joel and Yao. "Sure do, mate!" "It would be no fair if you didn't do it! We made bet!" "And I lost it. I still don't get vhy zhis is vhat jou two are making me do zough." "Because you like Jennifer!" The other two said together. "Nein! I do not like her!" Basch said in protest. Yao rolled his eyes before responding with, "Liechtenstein told us about you liking Jennifer." "VHAT!?" Switzy shouted, eyes wide. "JOOOOEEEEELLLLL!!!!!" A certain brunet shouted before crashing into said Australian with a hug, knocking him down onto his back. Joel laughed at her enthusiasm. "What is it mate?" He asked. Kiku had asked (read: forced) all the Pokemon regions to go to an anime convention. "I missed you! It was five. Whole. Hours. With no Cactus, no Kolo, and no Joel! Kiku made me go as Wice from RWBY when I wanted to go as a sylveon! It was so. Boring!" She said hugging him even tighter. "Was it worse then signing you up for training with Ludwig?" He asked hugging her back. "YES!" Tatiana shouted. "And I got separated from the others and couldn't find my way back!" The Kalosian stood up before easily pulling Joel back to his feet. Jennifer rolled her eyes. "It wasn't that bad Tater Tot." She said, using one of the two nicknames the country hated. "Well, it may not have been for you! You got to dress up as whoever you wanted! And don't call me Tater Tot!" The brunette argued back. That's when they heard a manly squeal. "AY-AH! IT'S SO CUTE ARU! THANK YOU MAXIE!" Yao said hugging a Hello Kitty plush that was dressed up as a panda. Joel then tuned to Switzy with a smirk. "You can do your side of the bet now mate." He said whispering something in Tati's ear. Tatiana nodded and took out her iPad before going to one of her playlists. "You made a bet that he would have to sing a song to Jennifer?" She asked smiling. Joel nodded and sent her a wink. "Last I checked jou lost the bet too Joel." Basch said. Joel rolled his eyes. "True, but my horse got higher than yours did, so you have to go first mate." "If you don't do it you'll have to wear the chicken hat aru!" Yao said in a sing-song voice. "You should like, totally sing the song all together you three. It would like, make it like, even better." A certain girly-man said. "Huh?" Jennifer said, completely confused by everything. Kalos and Hoenn looked at each other, equally confused. "All four of us, like made a bet on which horse would like, win the Kentucky Derby and my horse, like, won. So all three of them like have to sing a song." "Ohhhhhh." The three Pokémon regions synced. The three guys sighed and got in positions. Poland gestured for Tati to start the song.
Yao: You're insecure.
Basch: don't know vhat for.
Joel: *walks between the two as they turn their heads to him* you're turning heads when you walk through the door.
*all three turn towards the girls*
Yao: don't need makeup
Basch: to cover up.
*all three gesture to their faces and then their whole body*
Joel: being the way you are is enough
Joel&Yao: everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you-oo *Yao gestures to Maxie, Basch gestures to Jennifer, Joel gestures to Tatiana*
All three+Poland: Baby you light up my world like nobody else
All three: the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed *makes a gesture like they're flipping their hair behind them* but when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell, you don't know oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful!
All three: if only you saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want you so desperately, I'm looking at you and I can't believe, you don't know oh oh, you don't know your beautiful, oh oh, that's what makes you beautiful.
Basch: so c-come on,
Joel: you've got it wrong,
Yao: to prove I'm right I put it in a so-ong,
Basch: I don't know vhy,
Joel: you're being shy,
Yao: and turn away when I look in your eye-eye-eyes!
*all three look in their respective girl's eyes*
Yao&Basch: everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you-ou
All three and Poland: Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
All three: the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed *all three act like their flipping their hair*
All three: *spin around before pointing at their crushes* But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell, you don't know, oh oh, you don't know your beautiful!
Joel: if only you saw what I can see,
Yao: you'd understand why I want you so desperately,
Basch: *does the eye to eye motion* right now I'm looking at jou and I can't believe,
All three: *strike a pose* you don't know, oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful,
All three+Poland: that's what makes you beautiful!
Joel+Tati: baby you light up my world like nobody else, *Joel gestures to Tati*
Yao+Maxie: the way that you flip you hair gets me overwhelmed, *Yao flips his hair before gesturing to Maxie*
Basch+Jennifer: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell, *Jennifer smiles at the ground while Basch gestures to her*
All seven: You don't know, oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful,
Joel with the other three guys in the background: If only you saw what I can see, *Joel tilts Tati's chin towards him with one hand as he looks her in the eyes*
Yao with other guys in the background: You'll understand why I want you so desperately, *Yao looks Maxie in the eyes as he pulls her a little closer*
Basch with other guys in the background: Right now I'm looking at jou and I can't believe, *Basch uses one hand to turn Jennifer's gaze to his eyes*
All three guys with Poland backing: You don't know, oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful, oh oh,
Joel, Yao, Basch with girls singing softly in the background: You don't know you're beautiful, oh oh,
Three guys: *softly as they lean in towards the girls* that's what makes you beautiful. *Joel kisses Tati, Yao kisses Maxie, and Basch kisses Jennifer*
A certain someone was recording the whole thing from the bushes. Kiku smiled. Basch pulled away from Jennifer just long enough to ask, "Vill jou be mien Frau? Ich liebe duch." Jennifer nodded and responded with, "Ich liebe duch auch" before pulling him back into another kiss. Yao pulled away from Maxie, much to her disappointment before whispering in her ear, "will you be my girlfriend aru?" Maxie just pecked him on the cheek before kissing him again. Tatiana pulled away to ask, "does this mean we're dating now?" The Kalosian asked, wanting confirmation. Joel nodded before they started kissing again. Kiku then stopped the recording before posting it to his Hetagram.
~bonus brought by Hello Kitty~
All three of the newly formed couples blushed like crazy when they saw what Kiku had posted for the whole world to see, and Francis's comments about wanting Chinese/Hoennen, Australian/Kalosian, and Switz/Johtonian babies only made the blushes even worse.
Done! Yeah, I was half tempted to not put the lyrics or even the song but I'm too nice for that. I had been thinking about doing something like this for a while, and I was currently bored af sooooo I did this. MAXIE ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WITH ONE BEING ABSOLOUTE SHIT AND TEN BEING AWESOME HOW WOULD YOU RATE THIS ONESHOT?