Me listening to Hamilton with Little Siblings:

Phone: There's nothing like summer in the city. Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty

Me: NO NO NOT THIS SONG *rushes to skip it*

Little bro: Why?

Little sis: Oh, it's a bad word song

Me: No that's not why. It's just inappropriate. It's the one where Hamilton cheats on his wife.

Little sis: What does that mean?

Me: .......

Me: *oh god I can't tell her this*

Me: *how can I explain without ruining her innocent mind??*

Me: Uh... he kissed another girl?