My funniest auto correct moments XD (Note that I only tried to remember,so some are wrong and missing)

Me: I love this boob!

shinymewgirl:o_O

Me:Book! I lean book!!!

Me:*mean. -_- Stupid lone

Me:*phone. Damn auto carrot!

Me:*Screams and bangs head on wall* Fcking....Hate.....My....Light!

shinymewgirl:*Falls off bed laughing and laughs on the ground*

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Me:I was having driver's block -_-

rou_usa:Again with the driver's block

Me:I mean writer's! Stupid zone!

Me:*phone!Dam auto carrot!

Me:*Correct!I said correct!

XxSparkxX and MoonField14:*Dies of laughter*

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Me:*Grins* I dare you to have a staring contest cross-eyed with an Espurr and Psyduck.

FellDragon:This is gonna be hard, but I'll do it.

Me:Woo!*Sends out my Espurr and Psyfuck*

sappysaphira:XD PSYFUCK!!!!

Me:I mean Psyduck!

FellDragon:You're going down. *Crosses eyes and stares at Psyduck and Espurr*

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Later

FellDragon:*Blinks*Oops.

Me:You lost!*Retrieves my Psyfuck and Casper*

sappysaphyra:Psyfuck! XD

(Reality)

Me:*Bangs head on phone*

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Lesson in ze Story:Auto carrot is stupid and dirty -.-