Reason #1 I want to live like:

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Reason #2: Because at the moment I am existing vicariously though them b/c this will be me after Law School:

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Reason #3: People obviously don't see me as the bastion of sex appeal that I am to the degree I want, and I'm tired of being like:

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Reason #4: One day my sexy gold digging ass will meet a man who understands me and I'll cruise by the haters like:

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Reason #5: If I'm going to experience hardship in life, I might as well be:

Reason # 6: This is what love looks like.

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Reason #7: This is me, all day every day.

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Reason #8: I want to find him.

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*It is understood to be implied that fictional characters provide life lessons to all those who appreciate them. Therefore, it is understood to be implied that to appreciate wealth, you must understand its value.

I mean shit tho. Look at these sexy rich people.

I think my lot of fictional rich dude bros would fit right in with them, don't you?

Well in order to ACTUALLY make this money I gotta work so, I'll have to spend the majority of the day

And then, I can go:

But srsly tho I gotta work or imma have wasted the little free time I had.