Mentality with kids:

Celina: mom, am I ugly?
Mentality: no sweetie, you're beautiful. No one could ever be more pretty than you *nuzzles*

Vs

Demeter: mom, am I ugly?
Mentality, knowing Demeter drank the last of the wine: very much-

*blep-*

User: what would it be like if you were in a room with all the people you've had sex with?
Fern: empty
Ruby:
Ruby: room full of people I've had sex with? Oh, do you mean a family reunion?

*blep-*

User, holding Mentality and Kaci both by a leash on each of their collars with a huff: stop fighting
User, pulling them close together: love each other
Kaci: *immediately dives on Mentality, trying to kill her*
User: love each other, M A K E  L O V E
Mentality:
Kaci:
User: wait no-

*blep-*

Maniac: *on top of a shelving unit* I'm spiderman-

*blep*

Sci: *sighs, handing back a test to Demeter* you failed the test
Demeter: and you failed to educate me
Sci: excuse me, are you talking back?
Demeter: that's how a conversation works, innit?

*blep-*

Maniac: *crying, closing Ryker's coffin*
Ryker: *punches it open, grinning, her beanie fallen off showing her cat ears, cat tail wagging*
Maniac: *screams*
Ryker: nine lives, bitch-

*blep-*

Midnight: I hate you so much
Ash: Yeag, hate you too idiot *reading a book
Midnight: *huffs* you're adopted!
Ash, pulling his reading glasses off with a grin: well at least they wanted me-

*blep-*

(dryriahriah)